Aiken Drum's Home Page

Aiken Drum's Home Page
OKAY OKAY, I know it hasn't been updated in years. Sue me!

A few personal items:

tiki.jpg (Our vicious Senegal parrot, Tiki.)
Aiken Drum's Root Beer Page (My quest for the perfect root beer and its results)
Aiken Drum (the song, ineptly transcribed from the Nottingham Folk Music Database by me)
Aiken Drum (the nursery rhyme, courtesy of Digital Tradition--if currently out of order, try this local copy.)
My Top Ten Lists of TV/Movie/Commercial Theme Songs (I get a lot of my music this way)
Something that really, really bugs me

A Deep Thought, by Jack Handy:

Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the person's house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of its head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done.

Want to send me email? I'm going to talk in gibberish and you figure out which part is my address, because you're smarter than one of those evil web scanner programs, right? :)

'Twas AIKEN, and the slithey toves
Did gyre and gimbal AT the wabe
All mimsy was the ESKIMO
And the COM raths outgrabe

Or find me on IRC (EFNet) as Aiken.