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Mommy, yes! Tired of expensive psychotherapy? Don't have time for wading through the DSM-IV? Now YOU can diagnose whether you have obsessive-compulsive disorder INSTANTLY in the privacy of your very own home!
Try Dave's Quik 'N EZ Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Quiz!
Here's how it works:
Here's the important thing: IT IS A TRUE STATEMENT! Why would I lie to you? I don't even know you! Let me repeat again because it's critical to Dave's OCD Quiz: THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT IS A TRUE STATEMENT!
Here's the statement. Ready?
You've just finished Step 1! Now you may go to the next step. Isn't this exciting?
Here comes the button.
Scoring Dave's Quik 'N EZ Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Quiz:
If you clicked on the CLICK HERE button once, you are a very untrusting person and you should see a psychiatrist.
If you didn't click on the button but read this far, you're normal. Now you can go.
If you were declared normal in the previous step but are still reading, you actually have obsessive-compulsive disorder and are in severe denial.
If you started reading but then became uninterested and never finished the quiz, you have attention deficit disorder / attention deficit hyperactive disorder (ADD/ADHD) and are probably twelve pages away from here now. So there's no point in me finishing this paragraph since you're not around, but since I have OCD, I'm compelled to finish it.
If you clicked on the CLICK HERE button twice or more times, you have a gorgeous case of OCD! Congratulations! Hey, I hope you can eventually stop clicking on the CLICK HERE button.
Here's what others have said about Dave's Quik 'N EZ Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder Quiz:
"I've clicked on the CLICK HERE button 32,457 times! The page keeps reloading!" - Jennifer H.
"I love this page. I keep coming back to see if I still have OCD." - Bill H.
"We heartily ... endorse this thing." - The APA
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