SPARF: Press week 17


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Press from the Uluru Dingoes
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Another average performance for TinHead last round.  There were 2 upsets
from the 7 games in which a prediction was made.

No odds are offered this week because pairings were not available at press
time.

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Press from the Buffalo Knights
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In a game paced by more injures and warm bodies than a demolition
derby during Oktoberfest, the Knights won out over Sherwood.

"We weren't worried much against Sherwood," John Pamm said, "except
for the fact that their entire team is possessed by wild demons and
ogres.  You just can't trust a team of demons and ogres, eh."

Head Coach Bridget Fonda refused to comment on the demons and ogres,
only stopping to say they her team had suffered some 'unusual injuries'
and Buffalo's Amazing Study Team Analyzing Ridiculous Deeds would
be working overtime in the interim to study the situation.

Back home in Buffalo, two woman watching BASTARD go to work were not
very impressed. Mrs. Olive Spamm, of Leeds, and her companion, Mrs. 
Evvy Dent, were confused by the activities. "Sure they say they know 
what they're doing, but exorcisms and bubbling cauldrons in the locker
room?  That's just going weird," stated Olive.  Evvy was even more 
critical. "Those bloody fools are running around in loin cloths,
chanting and moaning and... actually, I'm enjoying this a bit."
Olive agreed, "Yes, this is rather pleasant.  Especially Neve!"

No one was sighted in Manix this week.  In fact, Manix wasn't sighted.



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Press from the Victorian Mandarins
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Mandarins: 1292 kSparf - the richest team in Sparf