From mel@CSUA.Berkeley.EDU Fri Apr 14 14:49:50 2000 Date: Thu, 30 Mar 2000 08:34:19 -0800 (PST) From: Mel Nicholson To: kibitz@CSUA.Berkeley.EDU Subject: SPARF: Press Week 00 ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the Christminster Clerics ------------------------------------------------------- Everyone is very exciting about the arrival of Michael and Ralph Schumacher at the club - albeit at a seemingly inflated price. ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the Daveland Warriors ------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the Himeji Herons ------------------------------------------------------- Training of our new recruits, the Biiru brothers, is going well. They have good heads, and our opponents this season should be worried as to what secret plans they may be brewing. Certainly, we find the thought of these guys taking the field quite intoxicating! Stay tuned for more bad puns next week .... Chris Paragreen Manager, Himeji Herons "Gambaroh Himeji! Hustle! Hustle! Hustle!" ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the Krazy Kenora Kangari ------------------------------------------------------- Kangari in Gold, Ooh Ah. (Repeat as necessary) ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the Buffalo Knights ------------------------------------------------------- During this week's workout John Schmeh pondered the origins of his very unusual name. ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the Manix Maulers ------------------------------------------------------- No press from Manix this week; Dave is moving to his new job. ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the The Mythstics ------------------------------------------------------- Long shadows stretch over the Antarctic ice preventing The Mythstics = typist from preparing this week's press release. Well, shadows and the = heating system broke so her fingers were a little cold. ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the Air-Pacific Groundhogs ------------------------------------------------------- No news is good GNU's. This is KUOP, severing the Central Valley and Mother Lode areas. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the Rockdale Radishes ------------------------------------------------------- The Rockdale Radishes have been training hard in preparation for their = second year in SPARF. A lot of expectations are on the side this year = to improve on their initiation last season. Welcome additions to the = Rockdale community include veterans Whis Kas, Wing Hung, Maginot Line & = Dave Astashun who should provide some much needed experience in defence. = They will complement a strong core of rookies featuring highly talented = Spaz McGregor, younger brother of Bulldog. The Radishes will be a much = more feared opponent this year and we look forward to a challenging 2000 = season, and anticipate reuniting rivalries with our Bronze foes!! ------------------------------------------------------- Press from the Livermore Rowdy Yobbos ------------------------------------------------------- So, should we hire a press liason this year? Support your Local Team! W L T 0 0 0 Go Rowdy Yobbos!