Owner: You gotta be kidding! You mean someone would actually BUY this team
Team Colours: Don't matter, as long as there's lots and lots of sequins!
Team Mascot: We've got Elephants running loose, Orangutans climbing the goalposts, and we need a mascot?
Mortal Enemies: The Petawawa Purple Platapusses, although we probably should have picked a team that we have at least some chance of beating in the next five seasons...
Formed in Season four, we believe. Entered as an expansion team and mysteriously placed in the Silver division, where we proceeded to go 1-15. Remained in Silver the next year only because there was no Bronze. Ranked dead last in the league at the start of last year, but somehow fluked our way into Gold.
The Port Coquitlam Circus stars are known for their tremendous acrobatic ability, poor understanding of game fundamentals, and the best damn half-time show in the league. Most of our players are former circus performers, street entertainers, or vegas acts. Our players put a premium on entertainment, and not on winning games.
Predictions for the season:
Dead last in Gold, but our manager has been known to be a little pessimistic...
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