Owner: Scott Emery firstname.lastname@example.org
Manager: Scott 'Mushroom Cloud' Emery
Home Town: Livermore, California USA
Team Colours: Black and Green shorts, with idiosyncratic T-shir
Team Mascot: Rex 'Lamb-Baster' Cook. Borrowed some Polar Bears in season 3 or 4, but they didn't work out
Team Formed: Beginning of Season 2
Mortal Enemies: With Malice toward none, and charity to all... But realistically top slot comes with several bitter enemies. Past Rivals: Candyman, Bodoe Glimt, Wallamaloo Philosophy Dept. Wimbeldon Litter Collectors, all dead and gone, so think twice... Surviving Rivals: There has been a long friendly rivalry with The California Sluggers and the Air-Pacific Groundhogs.
Results: Everything that rises must converge.
The Yobbos started out as a beer and pretzel team with little idea of what the game was about. They made up in flash what they lacked in everything else. They tried a number of unsucessful strategies and published them in the Tales of Woe. Somewhere in Season 3 it started to work for them (partially due to a weird bye at the end of Season 2). The Yobbos aren't the best team in SPARF and are delighted that they have the SPARF Cup. They still run around with Lawn Chairs and LRY: this LRY: that., but the owner has been playing TOW editor and hasn't hired decent public relations. Season 6 will see the return of silly press and the death of TOW as a regular thing.
Predictions for the season:
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