Contents this issue: Opening CommentsLast Year's Stats Extravaganza!
Well, as we gear up for the new season in our shiny new automated Munch system, we have a lot on our minds. So to take some of the pressure off from poring over cut lists and training plans, I thought I'd FINALLY get around to mailing out what Nick Guoth (Roxburgh Kittens, Gold Division) so kindly sent me way back, oh, months ago.
I have some old submissions I never printed in an issue (I don't think...), but I'll save them for some other time. In the meantime, if anyone has learned anything fabulous in the off-season or has become newly-confused, the submission lines are back open for business, and as I have actually already published a T&T for the EEFL, I can hopefully promise to be a more responsible editor in the season ahead.
From: Nick.Guoth@anu.edu.au
BY TEAM
Team Goal Point Miss Accuracy Markk
Heart Division:
The St. Louis Cattle 329 320 108 0.435 310
Havana Spaz Attack 281 274 168 0.389 274
Brisbane Dingos 186 172 126 0.384 171
Berlin Maniac Warriors 134 146 151 0.311 151
Manix Maulers 121 117 152 0.310 137
CSUA 80 90 94 0.303 67
The Mythstics 62 92 106 0.238 69
Tasmanian Devils 31 41 59 0.237 35
Diamond Division:
Giant Redwoods 370 308 121 0.463 332
Roxburgh Kittens 149 150 163 0.323 186
Wallamaloo Phil. Dept. 162 144 126 0.375 126
Holsworthy Hammers 116 137 95 0.333 138
Bohemian Rhapsody 104 102 68 0.380 60
Greymoor Gladiators 109 102 100 0.350 81
Palo Alto Guild 75 80 86 0.311 92
Viking Raiders 69 83 135 0.240 105
Spade Division:
Besiktas Black Eagles 204 217 148 0.358 205
Newcastle Novas 153 172 124 0.341 137
Montreal Maulers 145 150 102 0.365 119
Cambridge Tigers 201 167 171 0.373 197
Colombian Saints 122 131 154 0.299 153
Seasame Street Muppets 114 119 89 0.354 85
Black Lectroids 52 45 73 0.306 65
New York Hungry Vultures 92 107 131 0.279 109
Club Division:
California Sluggers 238 221 107 0.420 209
The Borg 224 200 84 0.441 164
Bodoe Glimt 174 179 147 0.348 147
Livermore Rowdy Yobbos 167 165 143 0.352 172
Wimbledon Litter Colls. 127 123 163 0.308 131
Pinyin Mandarins 115 115 103 0.345 94
Tartan Terrors 63 73 119 0.247 100
Twin Peaks Owls 36 62 103 0.179 65
[Editor's Note: Successful teams do all three offensive skills well: Scramble to get open, Mark to get shots, Kick to score goals. It's hard to extrapolate the importance of each skill from the above stats, but do some thinking on your own about the correlation between the number of Markks and position; also, between the accuracy and position. The missing link, obviously, is defense, but still, if you are planning how to train your offensive stars and your mobiles, you may want to consider Kick vs. Mark a little tighter.]
GOAL
Pos Name No. Acc. Team
1 Samuel Hamwickjones 54 0.45 The St. Louis Cattle
2 Grant Awish 52 0.53 Giant Redwoods
Joey King 52 0.45 Besiktas Black Eagles
4 Allen Wrench 50 0.51 Giant Redwoods
5 Craig Strilchuk 46 0.46 California Sluggers
6 Timothy Butterworth 45 0.46 The St. Louis Cattle
7 Billyjoe Clembourne 43 0.43 The St. Louis Cattle
8 Perry Anthrust 42 0.45 Havana Spaz Attack
9 Mathew Dundas 40 0.49 Roxburgh Kittens
10 Pete Moss 39 0.46 Havana Spaz Attack
William King 39 0.38 Besiktas Black Eagles
12 Unit 34 38 0.47 The Borg
Bruce Hume 38 0.55 Wallamaloo Philosophy Department
Unit 32 38 0.41 The Borg
15 George King 37 0.45 Chaos Demon Stalkers
16 Larry Moe 36 0.58 Giant Redwoods
Sean Onme 36 0.36 Giant Redwoods
18 Unit 31 35 0.57 The Borg
Karl Bouche 35 0.45 Brisbane Dingos
20 Henry Old 34 0.54 The St. Louis Cattle
Lee Mealone 34 0.50 Havana Spaz Attack
Greg Peck 34 0.48 Newcastle Novas
23 Bruce Marlamb 33 0.39 California Sluggers
Ted Theodore Logan 33 0.48 Wimbledon Litter Collectors
25 Allen Rench 32 0.41 Havana Spaz Attack
Steinar Nohr 32 0.49 Bodoe Glimt
Val Voline 32 0.42 Havana Spaz Attack
28 Curly Moe 30 0.48 Giant Redwoods
Unit 35 30 0.40 The Borg
Bruce Hobbes 30 0.48 Wallamaloo Philosophy Department
Titus Groan 30 0.39 Livermore Rowdy Yobbos
32 Liv Pinkering 29 0.54 The St. Louis Cattle
Rudy "the Rocket" Richard 29 0.49 Cambridge Tigers
Pi 29 0.60 Pinyin Mandarins
Collin Spencer 29 0.37 Brisbane Dingos
36 Mike Wizard 28 0.43 Newcastle Novas
Michael Hegstrand 28 0.42 Berlin Maniac Warriors
Terry Bollea 28 0.44 Berlin Maniac Warriors
Tony Lockett 28 0.51 Colombian Saints
40 Craig Senef 27 0.49 California Sluggers
Ben Shahn 27 0.35 Brisbane Dingos
Brett Stevens 27 0.44 Roxburgh Kittens
43 Anders Christensen 26 0.37 Bodoe Glimt
Gregor Libadiev 26 0.57 Montreal Maulers
Scott Timm 26 0.36 California Sluggers
Jim Senile 26 0.43 The St. Louis Cattle
Sam Sylvester 26 0.34 Cambridge Tigers
48 Sam the Eagle 25 0.50 Cambridge Tigers
Jack Et 25 0.54 Giant Redwoods
Doug Stein 25 0.61 California Sluggers
Andrew Theday 25 0.43 Giant Redwoods
Gerald Fitz 25 0.48 Giant Redwoods
Bruce Aristotle 25 0.40 Wallamaloo Philosophy Department
MARK
Pos Name No. Acc. Team
1 Timothy Butterworth 56 0.46 The St. Louis Cattle
2 George King 50 0.45 Chaos Demon Stalkers
Craig Strilchuk 50 0.46 California Sluggers
4 Sean Onme 49 0.36 Giant Redwoods
Samuel Hamwickjones 49 0.45 The St. Louis Cattle
6 Allen Wrench 47 0.51 Giant Redwoods
7 William King 43 0.38 Besiktas Black Eagles
8 Billyjoe Clembourne 42 0.43 The St. Louis Cattle
9 Karl Bouche 41 0.45 Brisbane Dingos
10 Joey King 39 0.45 Besiktas Black Eagles
Tony Lockett 39 0.51 Colombian Saints
12 Andrew Theday 37 0.43 Giant Redwoods
13 Jim Wynd 36 0.35 Roxburgh Kittens
Kevin Sargant 36 0.37 Manix Maulers
15 Ben Shahn 32 0.35 Brisbane Dingos
Garry Ablett 32 0.33 Colombian Saints
Bruce Marlamb 32 0.39 California Sluggers
Steinar Nohr 32 0.49 Bodoe Glimt
Mathew Dundas 32 0.49 Roxburgh Kittens
20 Unit 34 31 0.47 The Borg
21 Jim Krakouer 30 0.31 Colombian Saints
Dawn 'Venus' Starshine 30 0.35 Livermore Rowdy Yobbos
Allen Rench 30 0.41 Havana Spaz Attack
Val Voline 30 0.42 Havana Spaz Attack
25 Perry Anthrust 29 0.45 Havana Spaz Attack
Brett Stevens 29 0.44 Roxburgh Kittens
Grant Awish 29 0.53 Giant Redwoods
Abie Costello 29 0.32 Cambridge Tigers
29 Jason Brocker 28 0.42 Manix Maulers
30 Barry Menot 27 0.52 Giant Redwoods
Pi 27 0.60 Pinyin Mandarins
Jack Et 27 0.54 Giant Redwoods
Wade Evidens 27 0.41 Holsworthy Hammers
Scott Timm 27 0.36 California Sluggers
Lee Mealone 27 0.50 Havana Spaz Attack
36 Groo the Wanderer 26 0.36 Wimbledon Litter Collectors
Wayne Incolar 26 0.32 Manix Maulers
Pete Moss 26 0.46 Havana Spaz Attack
Unit 35 26 0.40 The Borg
Unit 32 26 0.41 The Borg
41 Terry Bollea 25 0.44 Berlin Maniac Warriors
Mike Wizard 25 0.43 Newcastle Novas
Handel 25 0.31 Viking Raiders
Marc Gregoire 25 0.48 Montreal Maulers
Wade Opinyun 25 0.37 Holsworthy Hammers
Greg Peck 25 0.48 Newcastle Novas
47 Jim Senile 24 0.43 The St. Louis Cattle
Collin Spencer 24 0.37 Brisbane Dingos
Digger 'Archy' Harkness 24 0.31 Livermore Rowdy Yobbos
Erik the Awful 24 0.44 Viking Raiders
Ted Theodore Logan 24 0.48 Wimbledon Litter Collectors
MISS
Pos Name No. Acc. Team
1 Hank Jannings 27 0.22 Cambridge Tigers
2 Crusher Harris 25 0.22 Newcastle Novas
Handel 25 0.31 Viking Raiders
Walter Walrus 25 0.22 Giant Redwoods
5 Abie Costello 24 0.32 Cambridge Tigers
Digger 'Archy' Harkness 24 0.31 Livermore Rowdy Yobbos
Nils Pedersen 24 0.22 Bodoe Glimt
8 Vulcan 23 0.21 The Mythstics
Ben Shahn 23 0.35 Brisbane Dingos
10 Jim Krakouer 22 0.31 Colombian Saints
Simon Legree 22 0.32 Giant Redwoods
12 "Black" Jacques Shellaque 21 0.35 Cambridge Tigers
William King 21 0.38 Besiktas Black Eagles
Kevin Sargant 21 0.37 Manix Maulers
Ken Lacur 21 0.28 Manix Maulers
16 Jerry Atrick 19 0.33 Havana Spaz Attack
Wayne Incolar 19 0.32 Manix Maulers
Sam Sylvester 19 0.34 Cambridge Tigers
Groo the Wanderer 19 0.36 Wimbledon Litter Collectors
Albert Jones 19 0.11 Besiktas Black Eagles
Bill S. Preston Esq. 19 0.34 Wimbledon Litter Collectors
Brandenburg 19 0.22 Viking Raiders
Ted Theodore Logan 19 0.48 Wimbledon Litter Collectors
24 Halvard Trohaug 18 0.21 Bodoe Glimt
Tchaikovsky 18 0.10 Viking Raiders
John Sprinter 18 0.26 New York Hungry Vultures
Jimmy McClue 18 0.05 Tartan Terrors
Garry Ablett 18 0.33 Colombian Saints
Titus Groan 18 0.39 Livermore Rowdy Yobbos
Unit 39 18 0.32 The Borg
Ringo Weston 18 0.26 Besiktas Black Eagles
32 Vegard Larsen 17 0.31 Bodoe Glimt
Jim Wynd 17 0.35 Roxburgh Kittens
Jose Farley 17 0.23 The St. Louis Cattle
Lee Mealone 17 0.50 Havana Spaz Attack
Perry Anthrust 17 0.45 Havana Spaz Attack
Allen Wrench 17 0.51 Giant Redwoods
38 David Hardy 16 0.22 New York Hungry Vultures
Ty Tannic 16 0.38 Havana Spaz Attack
Bruce Aldred 16 0.05 Manix Maulers
Bruce Marlamb 16 0.39 California Sluggers
Wade Evidens 16 0.41 Holsworthy Hammers
Russell Jeffrey 16 0.22 Colombian Saints
44 Joe Laurinidas 15 0.29 Berlin Maniac Warriors
Carl Langdon 15 0.30 Colombian Saints
Scott Timm 15 0.36 California Sluggers
James Hellwig 15 0.15 Berlin Maniac Warriors
Fozzie Bear 15 0.10 Seasame Street Muppets
Samuel Hamwickjones 15 0.45 The St. Louis Cattle
Windom Earle 15 0.18 Twin Peaks Owls
Ron Simmons 15 0.30 Berlin Maniac Warriors
Harry Crusher 15 0.36 New York Hungry Vultures
Shane Keys 15 0.25 Newcastle Novas
Sean McMillian 15 0.25 Greymoor Gladiators
Kevin Marvin 15 0.32 New York Hungry Vultures
Joe Shmo 15 0.38 Palo Alto Guild
Richard Martel 15 0.28 Montreal Maulers
Jason Brocker 15 0.42 Manix Maulers
Cole Shute 15 0.30 Havana Spaz Attack
Robert Remus 15 0.09 Berlin Maniac Warriors
George King 15 0.45 Chaos Demon Stalkers
Mal Davies 15 0.34 Newcastle Novas
James Neidhart 15 0.28 Berlin Maniac Warriors
POINTS
Pos Name No. Acc. Team
1 Joey King 57 0.45 Besiktas Black Eagles
2 Samuel Hamwickjones 51 0.45 The St. Louis Cattle
3 Sean Onme 49 0.36 Giant Redwoods
4 William King 44 0.38 Besiktas Black Eagles
5 Billyjoe Clembourne 43 0.43 The St. Louis Cattle
6 Timothy Butterworth 42 0.46 The St. Louis Cattle
7 Craig Strilchuk 41 0.46 California Sluggers
8 Unit 32 40 0.41 The Borg
9 Unit 35 38 0.40 The Borg
Anders Christensen 38 0.37 Bodoe Glimt
Grant Awish 38 0.53 Giant Redwoods
12 Collin Spencer 37 0.37 Brisbane Dingos
Unit 34 37 0.47 The Borg
14 Bruce Marlamb 35 0.39 California Sluggers
Perry Anthrust 35 0.45 Havana Spaz Attack
Allen Rench 35 0.41 Havana Spaz Attack
17 Pete Moss 34 0.46 Havana Spaz Attack
18 Val Voline 33 0.42 Havana Spaz Attack
Jim Senile 33 0.43 The St. Louis Cattle
20 Scott Timm 31 0.36 California Sluggers
Vegard Larsen 31 0.31 Bodoe Glimt
Sam Sylvester 31 0.34 Cambridge Tigers
Curly Moe 31 0.48 Giant Redwoods
Allen Wrench 31 0.51 Giant Redwoods
25 Andrew Theday 30 0.43 Giant Redwoods
George King 30 0.45 Chaos Demon Stalkers
Mathew Dundas 30 0.49 Roxburgh Kittens
Greg Peck 30 0.48 Newcastle Novas
29 Titus Groan 29 0.39 Livermore Rowdy Yobbos
Karl Bouche 29 0.45 Brisbane Dingos
Brett Stevens 29 0.44 Roxburgh Kittens
32 Animal 28 0.40 Seasame Street Muppets
Perry Stalsis 28 0.31 Havana Spaz Attack
Wade Anchor 28 0.30 Holsworthy Hammers
Bruce Aristotle 28 0.40 Wallamaloo Philosophy Department
Ivan Farley 28 0.28 The St. Louis Cattle
Craig Senef 28 0.49 California Sluggers
Gregorian Stanescu 28 0.34 Montreal Maulers
39 Ben Shahn 27 0.35 Brisbane Dingos
Jim Krakouer 27 0.31 Colombian Saints
Michael Hegstrand 27 0.42 Berlin Maniac Warriors
Richard Martel 27 0.28 Montreal Maulers
Henry Old 27 0.54 The St. Louis Cattle
Digger 'Archy' Harkness 27 0.31 Livermore Rowdy Yobbos
Mike Wizard 27 0.43 Newcastle Novas
46 Bill S. Preston Esq. 26 0.34 Wimbledon Litter Collectors
Dawn 'Venus' Starshine 26 0.35 Livermore Rowdy Yobbos
48 Garry Ablett 25 0.33 Colombian Saints
Rudy "the Rocket" Richard 25 0.49 Cambridge Tigers
Tony Lockett 25 0.51 Colombian Saints
Bruce Hume 25 0.55 Wallamaloo Philosophy Department
Steinar Nohr 25 0.49 Bodoe Glimt
Cole Shute 25 0.30 Havana Spaz Attack
Dian 25 0.38 Pinyin Mandarins
INJURIES:
Heart Division: Injuries IPG (Injuries Per Game)
The St. Louis Cattle 16 1.14
Havana Spaz Attack 12 0.86
Brisbane Dingos 26 1.86
Berlin Maniac Warriors 25 1.79
Manix Maulers 24 1.71
CSUA 26 1.86
The Mythstics 22 1.57
Tasmanian Devils 78 5.57
Diamond Division:
Giant Redwoods 18 1.29
Roxburgh Kittens 48 3.43
Wallamaloo Philosophy Department 28 2.00
Holsworthy Hammers 14 1.00
Bohemian Rhapsody 15 1.07
Greymoor Gladiators 34 2.43
Palo Alto Guild 33 2.36
Viking Raiders 35 2.50
Spade Division:
Besiktas Black Eagles 14 1.00
Newcastle Novas 14 1.00
Montreal Maulers 14 1.00
Cambridge Tigers 37 2.64
Colombian Saints 38 2.71
Seasame Street Muppets 19 1.36
Black Lectroids 18 1.29
New York Hungry Vultures 21 1.50
Club Division:
California Sluggers 11 0.79
The Borg 13 0.93
Bodoe Glimt 23 1.64
Livermore Rowdy Yobbos 12 0.86
Wimbledon Litter Collectors 29 2.07
Pinyin Mandarins 14 1.00
Tartan Terrors 38 2.71
Twin Peaks Owls 36 2.57
SCORING:
GS BS PS PPG SA ASA
Heart Division:
The St. Louis Cattle 329 320 2294 163.86 323 23.07
Havana Spaz Attack 281 274 1961 140.07 407 29.07
Brisbane Dingos 186 172 1288 92.00 897 64.07
Berlin Maniac Warriors 134 146 950 67.86 1305 93.21
Manix Maulers 121 117 843 60.21 1072 76.57
CSUA 80 90 570 40.71 1306 93.29
The Mythstics 62 92 464 33.14 1327 94.79
Tasmanian Devils 31 41 227 16.21 1934 138.14
Diamond Division:
Giant Redwoods 370 308 2528 180.57 360 25.71
Roxburgh Kittens 149 150 1044 74.57 916 65.43
Wallamaloo Philosophy Department162 144 1116 79.71 798 57.00
Holsworthy Hammers 116 137 833 59.50 669 47.79
Bohemian Rhapsody 104 102 726 51.86 1105 78.93
Greymoor Gladiators 109 102 756 54.00 1584 113.14
Palo Alto Guild 75 80 530 37.86 1267 90.50
Viking Raiders 69 83 497 35.50 1331 95.07
[Editor's Puzzlement: Okay, WPD averaged more PPG than the Kittens; gave up
fewer per game than the Kittens...so why'd we come in third?
Answer: Injured mobiles down the stretch.]
Spade Division:
Besiktas Black Eagles 204 217 1441 102.93 423 30.21
Newcastle Novas 153 172 1090 77.86 659 47.07
Montreal Maulers 145 150 1020 72.86 879 62.79
Cambridge Tigers 201 167 1373 98.07 913 65.21
Colombian Saints 122 131 863 61.64 819 58.50
Seasame Street Muppets 114 119 803 57.36 888 63.43
Black Lectroids 52 45 357 25.50 1597 114.07
New York Hungry Vultures 92 107 659 47.07 1423 101.64
Club Division:
California Sluggers 238 221 1649 117.78 371 26.50
The Borg 224 200 1544 110.29 750 53.57
Bodoe Glimt 174 179 1223 87.36 908 64.85
Livermore Rowdy Yobbos 167 165 1167 83.36 755 53.93
Wimbledon Litter Collectors 127 123 885 63.21 1080 77.14
Pinyin Mandarins 115 115 805 57.50 1218 87.00
Tartan Terrors 63 73 451 32.21 1517 108.36
Twin Peaks Owls 36 62 278 19.86 1293 92.36
GS = Goals Scored
BS = Behinds Scored (Points)
PS = Points Scored
PPG = Points Per Game
SA = Points Scored Against
ASA = Average Points Scored Against
TOPS & BOTTOMS:
Points Per Game (For) TOP FIVE:
Californian Redwoods 180.57
St. Louis Cattle 163.86 <--- Cup winner
Havana Spaz Attack 140.07 <--- Cup runner-up Is anyone surprised?
Californian Sluggers 117.78
The Borg 110.29
Points Per Game (For) BOTTOM FIVE:
Tasmanian Devils 16.21
Twin Peaks Owls 19.86
Black Lectroids 25.50
Tartan Terrors 32.21
The Mythstics 33.14
Points Per Game (Against) TOP FIVE:
St. Louis Cattle 23.07 <--- Cup winner: Defense wins championships
Californian Redwoods 25.71
Californian Sluggers 26.50
Havana Spaz Attack 29.07 <--- Cup runner-up
Besiktas Black Eagles 30.21
Points Per Game (Against) BOTTOM FIVE:
Tasmanian Devils 138.14
Black Lectroids 114.07
Greymoor Gladiators 113.14
Tartan Terrors 108.36
New York Hungry Vultures101.64
Injuries per Game TOP FOUR:
Californian Sluggers 11
Livermore Rowdy Yobbos 12
Havana Spaz Attack 12
The Borg 13
[Editor's Note: Many tied at 14]
Injuries per Game BOTTOM FIVE:
Tasmanian Devils 78
Roxburgh Kittens 48
Tartan Terrors 38
Columbian Saints 38
Cambridge Tigers 37