Wow, what a day!
Around nine o'clock this morning, the immigration lawyer working on
M's visa called. She got up and talked to him while I tried to get
back to sleep.
We got up officially around eleven o'clock. We messed around with
computers a bit, ate breakfast while watching an episode of Daria we'd
seen several times before (the one where Daria falls asleep with the
television on and dreams about Kevin being murdered), and finally left
around one o'clock for downtown.
The traffic was pretty heavy, but survivable (the bus strike is a
drag, and it's really obvious that the government doesn't really feel
like it has a stake in solving it). M had problems with her credit
card in the parking meter, so we ended up using mine and calling to
get a new one for her (my best guess is that the “problematic till”
in the new Save On Foods partially demagnetized her card). Then we
headed to Gastown, wading through tourists, to look for cards.
We ended up with quite a selection—I found several that I thought
were amazingly cool, although none of them were Mother's Day cards, as
usual. I have a hard time with cards in general—I usually either
find cards that are too cool to send, or nothing that even comes close
to communicating my feelings. It's pretty rare for me to find a card
that works for both me and the recipient (the last big exception was
the amazing Edward Gorey Christmas cards I found for our brothers).
From the card shop, we ended up in the downtown SFU bookstore, which
was pretty much out of remaindered books (I had picked up a copy of
Daniel Dennett's Brainchildren for about CN$3 on my last
visit). We still managed to spend quite a while there, marvelling at
a new book by Larry Niven, looking at various children's books, and
wandering into the stationery area where we scribbled with some new
gel pens from Stadtler-Mars. As we drifted out, we looked through the
gifts, which included the sarcastic magic 8-Ball and various tin
“snackboxes” I'd seen in the Archie
McPhee catalog. The best of these was the “The Enemy is
Syphilis” box. We should have bought it, but it was just too
weird. Maybe we'll go back, though....
Next up was A&B Sound, where we were roundly ignored at the
digital camera display (granted, we weren't buying today, but it's on
our list of things to do sometime soon). We did, however, find a
Lloyd Cole CD, Love Story, that M hadn't even heard of,
along with lots of copies of his latest CD, The
Negatives, which M got for Christmas from her parents. (It's
really good!)
We checked Sam the Record Man (right next door), but the only Lloyd
Cole they had was The Collection, which we have. Neither
store, of course, had the new New Order single, which I gather is out
to radio stations (at least in Australia, as Andrew has apparently heard
it). [Insert rant about Vancouver radio here.]
On the way to the Granville Book Company, we stopped at the downtown
London Drugs store (in the building that used to be the flagship
Duthie Books). They turned out to have all three of our top digital
camera candidates (or earlier models), which are, if you care, the
Canon ELPH S300, the Canon G1, and the Nikon CoolPix 995. So we got
a chance to actually hold the cameras and play with the controls a
bit.
They also had a G4 Mac with the 22" Apple Cinema Display. Wow. I'd
never actually seen one before, only pictures, and it seems like most
pictures of monitors don't have any useful clues as to their scale.
This monitor is huge. You can fit six 80 character x 24 line
Terminals on it with loads of room above and below. You can fit two
letter-size print previews next to one another with room for half of
another. It's amazing. If only it were about US$2000 cheaper....
GBC turned out to not have Tim Powers' Declare, my number
one birthday obsession, but they did have the latest Pratchett in
paper (The Fifth Elephant) and, in the remaindered
section, a strange CD based on Iain Banks's novel The
Bridge, for half off CN$30. So we got them both. I still
haven't heard enough of the CD to know what it's meant to be.
So we went to Chapters (Evil Chapters), who, it turned out
did have two copies of Declare. Of course they
weren't actually filed where they belonged, and where their clever
computer stock form said they should be. (Theoretically,
Declare, which deals with the sinister events behind the
Cold War, is a “mainstream” book, and Chapters (Evil Chapters)
claimed to have filed it as such. It turned out that their two copies
(now only one!) were in the science fiction section, although I
thought we'd looked there, too. What can you expect from a store that
shelved Donald Norman's Turn Signals are the Facial Expressions
of Automobiles in the automotive section?)
Anyway, as much as I hate to give Chapters (Evil Chapters) money, I
really wanted the book, and I was annoyed at Granville for not having
it, and at Duthie's for overreaching and forcing them to close all
their downtown stores. (And I just know that had we gone out to their
only remaining store, they wouldn't have had it—now, of course,
they'll have a dozen copies.) M chatted to the clerk, who'd tried to
pitch their lame membership program, which gives you a pathetic 10%
discount and costs money to join, to boot! (I view all such programs
as crap after having had a 30% off deal for next to nothing from
Twilight Book and Game in Syracuse, where I spent tons of money, and
having an absolutely free membership from Stacey's Books in San
Francisco, where I got 10% off plus 10% of my purchases toward a US$10
gift certificate after I spent US$100! If the discount isn't at least
a little bit more than the sales tax, it's not a discount. And sales
tax here is 14% (7% PST; 7% GST).)
Anyway, the clerk told her that Chapters had been bought (we'd heard
about the offer, but not that it had gone through), and that the new
owners were planning some major changes. He pointed out that they'd
already begun a program to discourage people from hanging around in
the store—they don't let people take books or magazines into the
cafes on the top two floors anymore, and they've gotten rid of most of
the chairs and couches they used to have to discourage browsing. I
pointed out to him that without those features, people might as well
buy from Amazon. But, hey, if Chapters (Evil Chapters) wants to
commit suicide, I won't stand in their way.
Back to the car, with a stop at Worldwide Books and Maps to see what
they had (some interesting big wall maps, but not as cool as the
Defense Mapping Agency map on the wall of Hagen's Travel here in
Burnaby).
Then we went to the grocery store, bought various staples (milk,
bagels, cookies) and various naughty things (ice cream, Cap'n Crunch,
Fry's Cocoa Powder), and got home about twenty minutes before
Buffy.
We had two new messages on the machine. The first was bizarre—it
seemed like some sort of industrial music performance: voices faded in
and out, snatches of music, strange grinding, tapping, and windlike
sounds. Finally, though, I heard a voice I recognized: M's advisor.
Our best guess is that he'd called with his cell phone, reached the
answering machine, and hung up, only he hadn't really hung up, and the
machine kept recording everything it could hear while he walked around
with the phone in his pocket. (Thanks to Second Sight,
a BBC mystery that aired on PBS last week, whose most important clue
came when Ross Tanner didn't close his mobile phone properly and his
wife was able to figure out where he was to call and let him know by
listening 'til she recognized someone's voice.)
The other message was from my California landlord, who also wasn't
sure whether he'd reached the machine or we were listening to him but
not talking. After trying to get someone to answer, he said that he'd
gotten mail from the DMV for me, and that it was marked “Open
Immediately, Important Information Inside”. My heart sank, so I
called him back right away so I could know, and get on with
planning an extremely inconvenient trip.
But it turned out that they'd actually sent me my license! And not
just a piece of paper with the real thing to come later, but the real
thing itself. Now all I have to do is arrange to get it into my
hands.
The only downer of the day was poor Tara being mindsucked by the evil
Glory on Buffy. Willow's response was impressive,
though, and the wackiness of Scooby Doo on Zombie
Island, a loving tribute to the show (which I never really
liked that much) helped, too. (Highlights include: the gang breaking
up because learning that all the creepy stuff was caused by greedy
people in masks got boring; Shaggy's suitcase full of those green
shirts he always wears; Fred's trying on that stupid scarf, looking at
himself in the mirror, and saying, “Nah!”; no Casey Kasem.)