Remember these? Back in the Good Ol' Days™, everybody had one of these, which could be viewed using the old finger command. Alas, in these days of PPP connections and POP accounts (not to mention spam and stalkers) most people on the “Internet” don't even know what a .plan file is.

In the interest of history (or tradition, or something), though, here's mine (albeit HTMLized):

Obscure Quote

People who talk about revolution and class struggle without referring explicitly to everyday life, without understanding what is subversive about love and positive in the refusal of constraint, have corpses in their mouths.

—Raoul Vaneigem, The Revolution Of Everyday Life, Paris, 1967

Proverbs for Paranoids!

  1. You may never get to touch the Master but you can tickle his creatures
  2. The innocence of the creatures is in overse proportion to the immorality of the Master
  3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers
  4. You hide, they seek
  5. Paranoids are not paranoids because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, fucking idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations

(From Thomas Pynchon's Gravity's Rainbow, pp. 237, 241, 251, 262, 292.)

My Geek Code!

Updated 2000 Nov 28.

-----BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK-----
Version: 3.12
GCM/H/IT/LS/L/SS/TW d-(+) s--: a C++(---)@> ULHISX++++$ P++>++++
L++(+++) E+()>+++ W+++(--)@ N(++) !o-- K w---(++++)@ O M++(--)@ V-- 
PS++(+++)>+$ PE--(-)>$ !Y+(++) PGP++>- t+(---)@ 5++(-)@ X++(-) !R- tv++() 
b++++(++)>$ DI++>-- !D G--() e++>$ h--- r+++ x+++
------END GEEK CODE BLOCK------

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