MEN, WOMEN, BOYS & GIRLS
Survive DOOMSDAY and WIN PRIZES the easy SubGenius way!
Living beyond the end of the world is *only the beginning!* Life in the Post-Apocalyptic future will require BILLIONS of captive Human Souls to serve and slave for J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and hand-picked SubGenius elite.
Do you *really* want to live in eternal opulence in the pleasure dimension, served hand and foot by slaves eager to satisfy your slighest whim? If you know just TEN PEOPLE, you can *steal their souls* for "Bob"! It's easy, and it's FUN!!
Yes, it's so easy you'll POOP YOUR DRAWERS!! Laugh all the way to paradise, fool friends, relatives, government agencies. Get swell cash prizes NOW, chalk up credit for eternal bliss after X-Day (July 5, 1998)!
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The SubGenius Foundation PO Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214 USA
Yes, by gobbs, here's my DOLLAR! Rush me my starter pak so I can begin my wonderful new eternal life right away!! I understand there is no obligation to you.