MEN, WOMEN, BOYS & GIRLS

Survive DOOMSDAY and WIN PRIZES the easy SubGenius way!

Living beyond the end of the world is *only the beginning!* Life in the Post-Apocalyptic future will require BILLIONS of captive Human Souls to serve and slave for J.R. "Bob" Dobbs and hand-picked SubGenius elite.

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Yes, it's so easy you'll POOP YOUR DRAWERS!! Laugh all the way to paradise, fool friends, relatives, government agencies. Get swell cash prizes NOW, chalk up credit for eternal bliss after X-Day (July 5, 1998)!

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The SubGenius Foundation PO Box 140306, Dallas TX 75214 USA

Yes, by gobbs, here's my DOLLAR! Rush me my starter pak so I can begin my wonderful new eternal life right away!! I understand there is no obligation to you.

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