Please try the following:
- Click the Refresh button, or begin
drinking heavily. After enough shots, SOMETHING will appear.
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly. If you are an AOL user,
make sure you did not accidentally type your street address in the
- To check your connection settings, click the
Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the
Connections tab, click Settings. However, since you're
running Windows, there's absolutely jack shit of a chance that you'll
resolve anything. Ever.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network
connection settings. If you actually have a Network Administrator who
has enabled it, please raise your hand. Yeah, that's what we
If you would like Windows to try and discover them,
click Detect Network Settings . This will do
absolutely nothing and will resolve no problems whatsoever.
- Some sites require 128-bit stupidity. In the
case of Something Awful, a patch will be shortly available which makes
256-bit stupidity possible.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site, make
sure your Security settings can support it. Click the Tools menu,
and then click Internet Options. Change whatever you want; people
will find a way to steal your credit card number regardless.
- Click the Back button to try another link. Yes, let's go with
that: try another link.
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