From: gwiseman@uoguelph.ca (Loki) Date: 26 Jan 1996 23:23:34 GMT "The Microsoft Network is prohibited from redistributing this work in any form, in whole or in part. Copyright (c) Geoffrey Wiseman, 1995. License to distribute this post is available to Microsoft for $250. Appearance without permission constitutes agreement to these terms." From: weberm@polaris.net (Ubiquitous) Date: 29 Jan 1996 04:37:38 GMT Organization: Polaris Networking "I remember my first sexual encounter because I kept the recipe." - Jeff Dahmer From: froggod@aol.com (Frog God) Money is the root of all evil. Send $19.95 for more information. From: hilary@expert.cc.purdue.edu (Hilary Bouchard) Date: 21 Jan 1996 00:57:03 GMT "I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers." -Kahlil Gibran From: schillin@spock.usc.edu (John Schilling) Date: 31 Jan 1996 10:56:26 -0800 *John Schilling * "You can have Peace, * *Member:AIAA,NRA,ACLU,SAS,LP * or you can have Freedom. * *University of Southern California * Don't ever count on having both * *Aerospace Engineering Department * at the same time." * *schillin@spock.usc.edu * - Robert A. Heinlein * *(213)-740-5311 or 747-2527 * Finger for PGP public key * From: min0130@tam2000.tamu.edu (Matt Nelsen) Date: 31 Jan 1996 20:42:15 GMT Matt Nelsen | "The way to a man's heart is through his chest" min0130@tam2000.tamu.edu | Iain M. Banks, _Use of Weapons_ From: possum@winternet.com (Not a Geek) Date: 18 May 1995 14:32:43 GMT possum@winternet.com | I'm geek and I'm ok, I work all night With apologies to Monty Python| and I sleep all day. I grep my files, | I eat my lunch, I go to the EOC! | On Wednesdays I go MUDing, | and wank on IRC! From: hist@ix.netcom.com (Dave Roy) Date: Wed, 31 Jan 1996 06:01:50 GMT ***************************************************************************** * Dave Roy hist@ix.netcom.com * * Reality is a crutch for those who can't * * handle science fiction. * ***************************************************************************** From: kaliban@ix.netcom.com (Kevin Meehan) Date: 1 Feb 1996 07:02:22 GMT -- There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written. That is all. William J. Bennett From: ingles@umich.edu (Raymond Ingles) Date: 3 Feb 1996 05:53:47 GMT "The meek can *have* the Earth. The rest of us are going to the stars!" - Robert A. Heinlein From: hoot19@airmail.net (Tom Hooten) Date: Thu, 01 Feb 1996 21:00:07 -0600 -- "Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired." - Mark Twain From: miro@dcs.warwick.ac.uk (Miro Walker) Date: Sat, 3 Feb 1996 21:52:07 GMT -- Nuke the unborn gay whales for Jesus! From: Steve Charlton Date: Sat, 3 Feb 1996 21:59:14 +0000 -- Steve Charlton | Nobody, lying on their death-bed ever said steve@aces.demon.co.uk | "I wish I'd spent more time at the office". From: et@ugcs.caltech.edu (Ernest S. Tomlinson) Date: 1 Feb 1996 21:53:26 GMT As for "Threshold", I can only quote what some writer once said of _Logan's Run_: "Science fiction gets raped again." -- Ernest S. Tomlinson, et@ugcs.caltech.edu and masc1345@rohan.sdsu.edu "What were the skies like when you were young?" "They ran on forever, they--when I was young we lived in Arizona, and the skies always had little fluffy clouds in them...." From: khaight@netcom.com (Kyle Haight) Date: Thu, 1 Feb 1996 23:05:22 GMT "We are mice, posting to Usenet in the first stages of a complex plan to Take Over The WORLD!" From: twilli2@umbc.edu (williams tracy) Date: 2 Feb 1996 07:43:01 GMT -- "You know how women always say that men aren't emotionally available. Well, a lot of women aren't emotionally available. It's like, if you're vulnerable, we say, 'Look, we need you to be sensitive.' So you become sensitive, and then we go, 'You've got no fuckin' backbone,' and we kick you in the face and run off with a ski trainer." -Tori Amos From: bob@deltanet.com (Bob Clevenger) Date: Sun, 04 Feb 1996 03:58:54 GMT -=Bob=- in Ontario, Calif. Freedom means letting other people do things you don't like. From: bear@indra.com (Bear Giles) Date: Sun, 25 Feb 1996 22:16:41 GMT -- Bear Giles For every complex problem there is an bear@indra.com answer that is clear, simple and wrong. -- H L Mencken From: derek.broughton@onlinesys.com (DEREK BROUGHTON) Date: Tue, 27 Feb 96 00:23:00 -500 Derek Broughton | derek.broughton@onlinesys.com | St. Thomas, ON, Canada * 1st 2.00 #5897 * "640k should be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates, 1981. From: James Heath Date: Mon, 26 Feb 1996 07:02:22 -0800 -- Jim = jheath@ix.netcom.com -or- jheath@worldnet.att.net ####################################################### "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." Benjamin Franklin - 1759 From: gilioj@interaccess.com (Jerry G) Date: 5 Mar 1996 03:01:13 GMT =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." - James Madison From: studly@world.std.com (the reverse-psychology major) Date: Fri, 15 Mar 1996 21:19:19 GMT -- this is my .sig. it's one of the best .sig's on the 'net'. i know what you're thinking: 'did he post 5 or 6 articles'? to tell you the truth i kinda lost track myself. so you gotta ask yourself one question: 'is it true?' huh, is it punk? come on, go for it. make my breakfast. From: starowl@triskele.com (StarOwl) Date: Fri, 15 Mar 1996 13:07:22 GMT -- ___ "Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of <*,*> Congress. But I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain [`-'] -"-"- starowl@triskele.com http://www.rahul.net/starowl From: dcrosby@hom.net (Darryl) Date: Fri, 22 Mar 96 22:08:29 GMT Funny Bumpersticker I saw... ------------CAUTION----------------- Driver doesn't give a shit anymore!! From: jaguar@buffnet.net (=Jaguar=) Date: Sun, 24 Mar 1996 05:29:40 GMT =Jaguar= ... "You gotta LOVE this place; every day's like Halloween!" -- Fox Mulder Mistress Julie's Dungeon of Dominance "http://www.buffnet.net/~jaguar/JAG-MSJU.HTM" An Entertaining and Educational Look Into the Wonderfully Kinky World of Fem Dommes From: james Date: Wed, 17 Apr 1996 22:17:06 GMT -- When the day of judgement comes, we shall not be asked what we have read, but what we have done. Saint Thomas aKempis From: treitel@wco.com (Richard Treitel) Date: Thu, 20 Jun 1996 05:30:19 GMT Any sufficiently incompetent author is indistinguishable from magic. From: hrubin@b.stat.purdue.edu (Herman Rubin) Date: 12 Oct 1996 20:58:47 -0500 I cannot remember where I saw this, but: History does not merely repeat. It hits you over the head with a club, and says, "Why don't you listen?" From: Shayne Schecht Date: Wed, 9 Oct 1996 10:17:15 -0700 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A small innocent and teary eyed 10 year old boy came up to me last week and asked me "Mr. Why did you run over my dog?" To which I replied .... "Because speedbumps don't scream." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ cenobite@hooked.net http://www.hooked.net/~cenobite/ cenobite@juno.com Metal/Madness/Motorbikes Shayne L. Schecht "Ceno's Bytes" Santa Clara, Ca Quote of the day: "Where did I go wrong Mom?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: joel.altman@Amega.com (Joel Altman) Date: Sun, 09 Mar 1997 16:40:19 GMT --- þ OLX 2.1 TD þ Life would be easier if you came with source code From: travis@SEDSystems.ca (Shane Travis) Date: 18 Mar 1997 21:10:02 GMT Shane H.W. Travis | We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, travis@sedsystems.ca | but others judge us by what we have already done. Saskatoon, Saskatchewan | -- Longfellow From: sfarr96157@aol.com Date: 17 Mar 1997 17:26:29 GMT Suzanne ================================== I've seen the truth... And it makes no sense. ================================== From: "allondro" Date: 7 Apr 1997 22:01:39 GMT Remember when we said there was no future? Well, this is it. Blank Reg, Big Time TV The second time you tune in to an infrequently watched show, it will be a repeat of the same show you saw earlier. Allondros' Law of Television Viewing From: SSSAvenger@DiroSoft.com (The Avenger) Date: Thu, 10 Apr 1997 01:16:41 GMT Avenger Legal Warning: Anyone sending me unsolicited/commercial email WILL be charged a $100 proof-reading fee. Do NOT send junk email to me - consider this an official notice: "By US Code Title 47, Sec.227(a)(2)(B), a computer/modem/printer meets the definition of a telephone fax machine. By Sec.227(b)(1)(C), it is unlawful to send any unsolicited advertisement to such equipment. By Sec.227(b)(3)(C), a violation of the aforementioned Section is punishable by action to recover actual monetary loss, or $500, whichever is greater, for each violation." For non-spammers - remove the S'S from my email address to respond. From: shannen@alpha.wcoil.com (Shannen Bodell) Date: Sat, 12 Apr 1997 15:41:36 "It's three in the morning. Your term paper's due in six hours, and you haven't even started doing the reading for it yet. How ya gonna get that "A"? Easy. It's called bribary. So hit the cash machine, then get a good night's sleep. Cause the world doesn't need another term paper, but your professor could use a new stereo."--Conan O'Brien, "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" From: chesler@world.std.com (David S Chesler) Date: Thu, 17 Apr 1997 21:24:36 GMT -- David Chesler (chesler@world.std.com - ISP david.chesler@itcambridge.com - WORK david@absol.com - DURABLE ADDRESS) http://world.std.com/~chesler (try /riverbay.html or /paddleball.html) "Ense petit placidam sub libertate quietem" From: Deaf Slider Date: Fri, 25 Apr 1997 15:05:07 -0800 James Boe wrote: > James > -- > "I'm getting sick and tired of re-arranging my life because of > what the STUPIDEST people *might* do or how they *might* react." > ++ Bill Maher ++ Date: Sat, 10 May 1997 04:01:43 -0600 From: runester@hotmail.com --- runester "i am a baby seal, club me in the head." "some mornings it's just not worth chewing through the straps." "if i ever get the chance to do it all over again, i won't" From: root@[127.0.0.1] Date: 21 May 1997 10:39:06 -0600 Organization: Minds Uncluttered By Civilization Sender: jaboe@nyx.cs.du.edu SPAM-guard - when you care enough to filter the very worst. +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ |j| |b| |e| |n| |x| |n| |x| |n| |t| +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+ |a| |o| |@| |y| |.| |y| |.| |e| +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ +-+ James ~~~~~ "I do not feel obliged to believe | Maybe not. But there seem to that the same God who has endowed | be a LOT of people around who us with sense, reason, and intel- | believe that exercising such lect intended for us to forego | qualities is unnecessary. their use." -- Galileo Galilei | The morons who mucked up SLIDERS | definitely fell into this group. . -- "I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect intended for us to forego their use." -- Galileo Galilei, in his defense for being tried for heresy for suggesting the Earth revolved around the Sun From: Dan Baldwin Date: Mon, 28 Jul 1997 00:42:50 -0700 -- "I am not a number, I am a FREE MAN!" -The Prisoner "You cannot conquor a free man, the most you can do is kill him" -Robert A.Heinlein From: quirke@atlantis.actrix.gen.nz (Tony Quirke) Date: 29 Jul 97 09:57:54 GMT - Tony Q. -- "A nigger should know nothing but to obey his master - to do as he is told to do. Learning would *spoil* the best nigger in the world. Now, if you teach that nigger how to read, there would be no keeping him. It would forever unfit him to be a slave." - Captain Auld, American slaveowner. From: Zrxv@emails.com (Gully Foyle) Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 15:31:30 GMT _________________________________________________________________ To email me remove the Z at the start of my email address. _________________________________________________________________ CYNIC, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be. Hence the custom among the Scythians of plucking out a cynic's eyes to improve his vision. Ambrose Bierce _________________________________________________________________ From: evrwrite@powergrid.electriciti.com (Ed Redondo) Date: Sun, 27 Jul 1997 18:37:01 GMT === Ed Redondo =========================================== Religious practice is an individual's right, *not* a right of the majority to be imposed on other individuals. Parenthood is hard. And long. And thankless. And comes without an off switch, a pause button, a rewind or a volume control. From: "H. A. Sanford" Date: Tue, 22 Jul 1997 16:28:06 -0400 Or measure "something"? A la Lord Kelvin "......if your knowledge cannot be measured, then your knowledge is meager indeed!....". From: meron@cars3.uchicago.edu Date: Wed, 23 Jul 1997 21:01:38 GMT Mati Meron | "When you argue with a fool, meron@cars.uchicago.edu | chances are he is doing just the same" From: s002veb@alpha.wright.edu (VINCENT BARMANN) Date: 24 Jul 1997 04:46:35 GMT | My email address is accurate, | | Jazz is playing the space around | | to avoid annoying anyone who | | the tune. Jazz is when you see | | legitimately wants to commu- | | red ball that isn't there. Jazz | | nicate. Feel free to mangle | | is the feeling you get when you | | your "to" field when replying | | know you're going to get a feel- | | if it'll help you to relax. | | ing. Of course, I could be wrong..... From: firewevr@ANTISPAM.insync.net (erikc) Date: Mon, 28 Jul 1997 01:45:46 GMT Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life. For examples, visit: http://www.christiangallery.com/ (home page) http://www.christiangallery.com/sick2.html /* Recently updated */ From: CAT_JESUS@HotSPAMmail.com (Cat Jesus) Date: Wed, 23 Jul 1997 10:38:33 GMT Cat Jesus --- Saviour of furry souls #582 "One man's religion is another man's belly laugh" R.A.Heinlein "...I am opposed to all attempts to license or restrict the arming of individuals...I consider such laws a violation of civil liberty, subversive of democratic political institutions, and self-defeating in their purpose." - Robert Heinlein, in a 1949 letter concerning "Red Planet" From: a.crossman@ukonline.REMOVE.co.uk (Allan Crossman) Date: Fri, 25 Jul 1997 21:54:39 +0000 ------------------------------------------ Allan Crossman http://web.ukonline.co.uk/a.crossman "An ye harm none, do what ye will" ------------------------------------------ From: chris@magnacom.net (Podkayne Fries) Date: Thu, 31 Jul 1997 01:40:45 GMT -- Every time you forward spam to Postmaster@host, an angel gets its wings. From: ebelisha@mindspring.com (~Marilyn Chen) Date: Thu, 31 Jul 1997 18:26:10 GMT "If they give you ruled paper, write the other way." From: devens@uoguelph.ca (David L Evens) Date: 25 Jul 1997 01:21:52 GMT -- ---------------------------+-------------------------------------------------- Ring around the neutron, | "OK, so he's not terribly fearsome. A pocket full of positrons,| But he certainly took us by surprise!" A fission, a fusion, +-------------------------------------------------- We all fall down! | "Was anybody in the Maquis working for me?" ---------------------------+-------------------------------------------------- "I'd cut down ever Law in England to get at the Devil!" "And what man could stand up in the wind that would blow once you'd cut down all the laws?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This message may not be carried on any server which places restrictions on content. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ e-mail will be posted as I see fit. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ From: lsayre@en.com.NOSPAM (Lawrence Sayre) Date: 2 Aug 1997 12:30:05 GMT --------------------------------------------- Man's mind is his basic tool of survival! lsayre@en.com.NOSPAM (Lawrence Sayre) *remove '.NOSPAM' for correct E-Mail address* --------------------------------------------- From: jeer.1997Aug01aa@born.ph.utexas.edu (Quowong P Liu) Date: 1 Aug 1997 15:04:43 GMT -- qpliu@born.ph.utexas.edu Athiness cannot be ordered. From: czar@freenet.edmonton.ab.ca () Date: 2 Aug 1997 20:20:44 GMT -- *********************************************************** I saw weird stuff in that place last night -- weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, *evil* stuff! And I want in! Homer J. Simpson *********************************************************** From: Harvey Lee Date: Sat, 02 Aug 1997 16:18:33 -0600 -- When I was 16 years old, I was "mature for my age". Now that I'm 27, I look back and I can say "I was just anal". From: gary.nt@ix.netcom.comm (Ford) Date: Fri, 08 Aug 1997 13:04:21 GMT F. Prefect When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting? From: Karin Weber Date: Thu, 07 Aug 1997 08:20:23 -0500 ______________________________________________________ Karin Weber remove "biteme" to reply "It was widely believed that a million monkeys writing on a million typewriters will eventually produce the works of Shakespeare. The internet has proven that this is not true". From: Mike Secorsky Date: Tue, 05 Aug 1997 09:17:34 -0600 Mike S. (#452) I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. From: chrislee@netcom.com (Christopher A. Lee) Date: Tue, 5 Aug 1997 23:42:37 GMT >Mike S. (#452) > >I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. I'd rather have a bottle in front o'me than a frontal lobotomy. From: redsox3@ibm.net (Wayne Delia) Date: 7 Aug 1997 16:01:21 GMT >>I'd rather die while I'm living than live while I'm dead. > >I'd rather have a bottle in front o'me than a frontal lobotomy. I don't often have the opportunity to correct Chris Lee on anything, but the actual saying is "I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy." Wayne Delia, redsox3@ibm.net, Atheist #61, MSTie #37634 Narrator: "Fortunately, George had another trick up his sleeve." George of the Jungle (sheepishly): "George no have sleeve." From: paulg19@dtc.net (Paul E. Jamison, Esq.) Date: Fri, 15 Aug 1997 00:41:39 GMT "So this Vorlon says to me "Never ask that question!', and I go, I says, 'IT'S THE ONLY QUESTION I GOT, BABY!!'" From: jaboe@usa.net (James Boe) Date: 15 Aug 1997 12:52:00 -0600 James -- My manners? They have been disabled in the interests of efficiency and competency. I know, I know - "There's no need to be rude." Well, there's no need to be stupid, either. Tell you what - you make every effort to not be stupid and I will make every effort to not be rude. From: bm782@torfree.net (Nathan Richards) Date: Wed, 27 Aug 1997 15:24:20 GMT -- "Love is a trick that nature plays to get us to reproduce. I want no part of it." Callisto - "Xena: Warrior Princess" GREAT people talk about IDEAS AVERAGE people talk about THINGS SMALL people talk about OTHER PEOPLE ! !