Zomby Woof
(from the album Over-Nite Sensation by Frank Zappa)


THREE HUNDRED YEARS AGO
THOUGHT I MIGHT GET SOME SLEEP
STRETCHED MYSELF OUT ONNA ANTIQUE BED
AN' MY SPIRIT DID A MIDNIGHT CREEP

YOU KNOW I'LL NEVER SLEEP NO MORE
TO ME IT SEEM THAT IT JUST AIN'T WISE
DIDJA EVER WAKE UP IN THE MORNIN'
WITH A ZOMBY WOOF BEHIND YOUR EYES

I AM THE ZOMBY WOOF
I'M THE CREATURE ALL THE LADIES BEEN
TALKIN' ABOUT

I AM THE ZOMBY WOOF
THEY ALL SEEK FOR SHELTER WHEN I COME CHARGIN' OUT

TELLIN' YOU ALL THE ZOMBY TROOF
HERE I'M IS, THE ZOMBY WOOF

TELLIN' YOU ALL THE ZOMBY TROOF
HERE I'M IS...

REETY-AWRIGHTY, HE DA ZOMBY WOOF
REETY-AWRIGHTY, HE DA ZOMBY WOOF

THEY SAID AW-REETY
AN' THEY WAS AW-RIGHTY
AN' I WAS A ZOMBY FOR YOU, LITTLE LADY...

I GOT A GREAT BIG POINTED FANG
WHICH IS MY ZOMBY TOOF
MY RIGHT FOOT'S BIGGER THAN MY OTHER ONE IS
LIKE A REG'LAR ZOMBY HOOF
IF I RAID YOUR DORMITORIUM
DON'T TRY TO REMAIN ALOOF...

I MIGHT SNATCH YOU UP SCREAMIN' THROUGH THE WINDOW ALL NEKKID
AN' DO IT TO YOU ON THE ROOF, DON'T MESS WITH THE
ZOMBY WOOF

I AM ABOUT AS EVIL AS A BOOGIE MAN CAN BE!

TELLIN' YOU ALL THE ZOMBY TROOF
HERE I'M IS, THE ZOMBY WOOF

TELLIN' YOU ALL THE ZOMBY TROOF
HERE I'M IS, THE ZOMBY WOOF