Welcome to my miniscule home page!
Sure, you might think that there's really very little in the way of content here, but I prefer to think of my home page as lean and rarin' to go! Sure, sure, I know a few of you may be thinking that perhaps the size of this home page might be due to me being lazy, but I assure you that I have a great deal of free time on my hands... Um... Ok, maybe that didn't come out quite right.
On to the required home page filler... The official Cheesy Home Page Specification states in Section 21.7b Paragraph 13 Sub-paragraphs 3-4 that:
"All personal home pages are required to contain a minimum of 15 links to other pages throughout the world. In addition, no more than 25% of said links may be broken at any one time, and no more than 15% of the aforementioned links may provide any useful data of any sort."To maintain compliance with the above rules, here is my list of links to various places.
The following also satisfies the Home Page Requirement for a list of Friends.
For some reason, people seem to be very curious about who I am, what I like and dislike, and various other things of that nature. Normally, I'd let them remain curious, since a person searching for knowledge is extra cute, but since there was such a popular demand, here are some tidbits of information about myself.
Before you go, take a look at this silly little piece of writing. It was originally intended as an experiment in literary torture, but has since gone on to receive great praise from borderline psychotics worldwide.
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