A Profound Discovery Announcement - Pelosium

The densest element in the known Universe has been found!

A Profound Discovery Announcement —-pelosium.jpgPelosium:

    A major research institute has just announced the discovery
    of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has
    been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant
    neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 223 assistant deputy neutrons,
    giving it an atomic mass of 311.


    These particles are held together by dark forces called
    morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like
    particles called peons.


    The symbol of Pelosium is PU.


    Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons
    randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become
    assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to
    the formation of isodopes.


    This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists
    to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
    quantification in voting concentration.

  • And rumor has it they'll soon be announcing yet another discovery of the oddest molecule in the universe... Hillarium. 
        Details to be announced so stay tuned.

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