Copyright ©: 2002 NFKA
From: Dennis Crowley
Subject: nfka june fly (Steve is King!)
Date: Jun 17, 2002 11:46 PDT
bleah!!... everyone please forgive our queen's
hysterics and confused abuse of presidential power... menopause,
it was indeed a great saturday... nfka at ocean
shores... 70 sunny winds 4-5k west... and 7 friends
flying kites together, grinning on the beach.
yes, steve did kick our collective butt and finally became the
first person to dethrone our grand champion chuck in many months.
yes, steve is doing things to his beautifully designed fighters
that would make jack the ripper blush... he's making those
puppies sing with topsecret aerodynamic invention... we foolishly
thought we had taken fighter kite design to its heights... not
so, because steve's busy raising the bar and we're glad.
yes, steve did win first place in a nfka monthly fly...
after 4 years of dedicated practice and personal focus, he
yes, steve did fly barefoot to show us that he is indeed a
manly man and then failed his self-imposed puberty initiation as he limped
around and whined all day about how hot the sand was.
yes, steve did not eat yak and eggs for breakfast at the
yes, steve did win big this day.
yes, it's very, very nice... all due congratulations
and loving nfka noogies to steve.
but, no he can't be president until mad mary says so...
and she says before he can take on that lofty position, he has
to first adhere to her 10-point plan:
1. hand polish her 3 mercedes limos
2. buy a working computer
3. behave as nicely as his wife
4. drink a lot more hornitos...a lot more
5. get a real job
6. quit whining
7. join the men's hair club
8. donate a month's wage to the nfka treasury
9. build everyone a kite
10. swear a blood oath, on penalty of castration, not to disappear
so heidi... thanks for the nomination...
presidential decisions are made in august so that gives steve
a couple months to straighten up his act... actually, only #8
and #9 are required.
hey, fat kid...giving odds?