Twinkle Revue

Twinkle Revue

Twinkle Revue is a dating SIM game in which the object is to make your character intelligent, rich, strong, and charming enough to become irresistible to the girls, befriend them, and get them to become your girlfriend, in a limited period of time.

Like many of the games of this genre, the girls have a serious anger management problem and tendency towards violence, but some of them actually like it when you fight them and win.

The artwork is reasonably good, not the best I've seen in this genre but better than average. The girls expressions are always cute and happy even when they're angry and about to or in the process of killing you.

In this story; you travel to an island to work for a studio. You're told not to mess with the girls but of coarse you must, that's the object of the game.

The game is too easy, once you figure out the basic formula and what each girl likes and dislikes you can build your characters stats up and get all the girls without too much difficulty. Wish it were as easy in real life.

Momo, it runs the place. I say "it" because as you can see, even though Momo floats in the air with no clothes on, Momo is sexually ambiguous. Momo's facial features suggest femininity, but in the context of the game Momo appears to be male. Perhaps a commentary on Hollywood producer types.

The shop lady is never named so we'll never know who she is, but she runs the shop where you can purchase various gifts such as flowers, mp3 players, rings, and oh, automatic weapons. Keep these in mind for Christmas.

The Girls

Ginger loves to surf and party. She is generally friendly and easy to get along with as long as you love beer and pot and the beach." She'll appreciate the beauty of relatively inexpensive gifts but is easily offended if you don't remember her dislikes and likes. This is true of all the girls to some extend but some are more easily offended than others.


Crystal loves fights, guns, and explosives. She is always contemplating violent acts, loves violent movies, gun play, and a worthy opponent. Like Violet, she likes a good fight, but unlike Violet she's not at all stuck up, on the contrary very friendly as long as you know how to make Napalm and like to blow things up yourself.

Hazel likes to think she can sing and hopes to become a famous singer but her singing is not so good. She always words questions so that it's almost impossible to answer her without insulting her. Reinforcing the idea that she is a good singer and can succeed will get you on her good side over time.

Rose is a sweet friendly girl who loves to cook but her feelings are easily hurt. Rose loves cuddly things and doesn't like to fight. Regardless of who wins you'll be less favored by Rose if you fight with her so avoid conflict at all costs. Rose doesn't like unrefined tough talk, be a gentleman with Rose if you want to befriend her.

Scarlet appreciates natural beauty. She doesn't like shallow people and she seems to not want to believe in your sincerity. Like Rose, she seems to be easily offended or hurt. Scarlet seems a bit on the psychotic side. She is unpredictable. She seems to warm up awhile if you are consistent.


Violet is stuck up and won't give you the time of day unless she feels you are her superior. She wants a man of strength and wealth. She welcomes a fight with you and if defeated, will gain respect for you. She appreciates expensive gifts. In conversation she likes her vision of herself as being superior to be regularly reinforced.

Stratedgy

This is a spoiler so you might just want to play the game and figure it out for yourself rather than reading on. I'd really recommend not reading further unless you're actually having a hard time of it and about to give up, in which case read on.

First, get something to write on and make a note of everything the girls tell you as you encounter them. Becoming close with them later on is strongly dependent upon your ability to remember their preferences.

The more energy you have, the more things you can do in a day, the faster you can improve all of your other stats, so, in the beginning of the game, concentrate on increasing your energy.

The more intelligent you are, the more money you earn for your time. So after investing in ramping up your energy, intelligence is the next attribute you want to focus on.

Once you're a super-brain, get some cash stashed for gifts for the girls later on. Pay attention to the girls preference and general personalities as you encounter them. The most expensive gifts aren't always the best. Crystal will appreciate a fully automatic weapon over a diamond ring any day.

Next work on your strength and charm. These things are important to some of the girls. If you do these things in this order and are effective, the game is easy, the girls are easy. If real life was as easy as this game, we'd all be as rich as Bill Gates and have our own personal harem.

Click on the icon at the top of the page to play the game. Click on any of the pictures of the characters to see an enlargement of that picture.