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Public Service Announcement</p>
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to determine if your cow has mad cow disease...</p>

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helvetica">(Click on each picture.)</p></span>

<p align=center style="font-family:times"; font-size:75%>The above is
based on a Windows Wordpad file that was e-mailed to me in May 2001; I
made a web page out of it, made the eyes spin in an animated
thGIF so it no longer requires Windows to view.  The author is Lenny
Burns, who created it as a Power Point file on April 21, 1997, when he was
otherwise bored.  Thanks!<br> &nbsp;<br>

<a href="madcow.ppt">The original is here.</a> Feel free to download it,
but be sure to credit the original author (Lenny Burns) if you modify it!
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Here's something I did when I was bored:<br>&nbsp;<br>

Tired of Windows getting buggier and
slower even while CPU's get faster?<br>

<span style="background-color: yellow; font-size:120%; 
text-color:green"><a href="winblows.html">Click the
logo:<br><img src="no-w98s.gif" alt="[click here for WinBlows!]"></a></p>
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Page created:        May   1, 2001.
Page last modified:  Jan. 15, 2004.
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