Screenplay by David Atkins; based on a story by David Atkins and Paul Felopulos
Steve Martin (Frank Sangster)
Helena Bonham Carter (Susan Ivey)
Laura Dern (Jean Noble)
Elias Koteas (Harlan Sangster)
Scott Caan (Duane Ivey)
Kevin Bacon (Lance Phelps, uncredited)
Keith David (Detective Lunt)
Lynne Thigpen (Pat)
A person can lose a lot of things. He can lose his job, he can lose his life. But I've always said that the worst thing a man can lose is his teeth. I should know.
Lying is a lot like tooth decay.
Root canals and beer don't mix.
Can I ask you a professional question?
If you must.
Ever do it in the chair?
Would you take one hundred dollars to let me go?
Why yes, I would!