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  • Never invest any money in the stock market that you cannot afford to lose.
  • The best time to invest was yesterday. The second best time to invest is today.
  • Do you know how to make a little money in the stock market? Start with a lot.
  • After being shown all of the brokers' yachts a visitor asks, "Where are all of the customers' yachts?"
  • An eager investor asks J. P. Morgan how he got rich in the stock market and learns, "By selling too soon."
  • Never invest any money in the stock market that you cannot afford to lose.