Note to Paramount/Viacom employees: The writers and members of the Crouton Generation have never made a dime from the Star Trek name nor do we intend to (unless we submit a script to you through proper channels). At best, we're an on-line fanzine, but even that assumes more than we've ever intended.

Additional note to Paramount/Viacom employees: Why are you poking your nose in here to begin with? Don't you have better things to be doing with your time? Like ensuring that Voyager episodes are total crap?