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they look for the missing link there's no missing link they'll never find the missing link there's no missing link we're not something you can figure out with an equation we are the genetic mutation aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey darwin tried explaining it, darwin did the best he could evolution, pretty theory, but how could darwin know that aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey how else explain fax machines how else explain computer enhancement how else explain fiber optics how else explain mozart we do not belong here, this planet was a terrarium intergalactic broken home, have to go to outer space and one day find our daddy -- how else explain pay at the pump how else explain limited access freeways how else explain digital remastering plastic flowers, linoleum, beefalo michael jordan religion, astronomy, astrology that looks to the stars we do not belong here this planet was a terrarium seven billion bastards screaming for our daddy aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey etc.
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