{"id":18,"date":"2007-11-29T04:20:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-29T04:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/?p=18"},"modified":"2007-11-29T04:20:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-29T04:20:00","slug":"stupid-radio-commercials","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/2007\/11\/29\/stupid-radio-commercials\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Radio Commercials"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I found myself I wish I could secretly break-in to KVI 570 and replace their stupid commercials.<\/p>\n<p>Listening to coast-to-coast and when it ended a commercial&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>     Men&#8230;  Are you finding that you are urinating more frequently?<\/p>\n<p>     Do you sometimes wake-up at night to urinate?<\/p>\n<p>     Now be honest, how&#8217;s your sex life been lately?<\/p>\n<p>     Super-beta prostate contains 10,000 times the active ingredient found in Saw Palmetto&#8230; yada yada yada..<\/p>\n<p>     Anyway, I&#8217;d add a testimonial, I mean what&#8217;s more effective than a testimonial?<\/p>\n<p>     &#8220;Hi, My name is Ivan P. Freely.  Lately I&#8217;ve been getting up in the middle of the night to urinate and so I decided to try Super-Beta-Prostate.<\/p>\n<p>      Boy did it work!  The sex that night was fantastic..  And now I sleep like a log, no more getting up at night to urinate.<\/p>\n<p>     Unfortunately, that night was the last night I had sex, seems the wife has problems with the no more getting up at night to urinate.  She much preferred that I woke up and got up first.<\/p>\n<p>     Seems to me like this era is a almost like a century ago with all the snake oil being pedaled.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I found myself I wish I could secretly break-in to KVI 570 and replace their stupid commercials. Listening to coast-to-coast and when it ended a commercial&#8230; Men&#8230; Are you finding that you are urinating more frequently? Do you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/2007\/11\/29\/stupid-radio-commercials\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/radio\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}