{"id":1676,"date":"2015-04-28T12:52:13","date_gmt":"2015-04-28T20:52:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/?p=1676"},"modified":"2015-04-28T12:52:13","modified_gmt":"2015-04-28T20:52:13","slug":"rainy-no-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/04\/28\/rainy-no-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Rainy, No Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #333300;\">What a difference a day makes. Yesterday there was money in the box, today NADA.\u00a0 Yesterday it was sunny and 77\u00baF, today it&#8217;s rainy and 48\u00baF.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4891.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1677\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4891-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_4891\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4877.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1678\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4877-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_4877\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4882.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1679\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4882-197x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_4882\" width=\"197\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: impact,sans-serif; font-size: 22pt; width: 150px;\">This space intentionally left blank.<\/span><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4881.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1680\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/IMG_4881-195x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_4881\" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 11pt; color: #003300;\">Any Californians thinking of moving up here, don&#8217;t cut down our trees.\u00a0 Because when you do, we get irate, even more irate than God gets when a sperm is wasted.\u00a0 .. And do expect rain, because April rains bring May rains, and May rains bring June rains, and about the third week of July we get two weeks of summer, then it&#8217;s fall and it rains some more.\u00a0 That&#8217;s what it does up here in the Pacific NorthWet.\u00a0 And your blonde hair will turn brown and you&#8217;ll get rickets from vitamin D3 deficiency because you&#8217;re not used to having to supplement with all that natural sun exposure you get down there.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a difference a day makes. Yesterday there was money in the box, today NADA.\u00a0 Yesterday it was sunny and 77\u00baF, today it&#8217;s rainy and 48\u00baF. This space intentionally left blank. Any Californians thinking of moving up here, don&#8217;t cut &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/04\/28\/rainy-no-money\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}