{"id":2338,"date":"2015-06-09T02:55:46","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T10:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/?p=2338"},"modified":"2015-06-09T02:55:46","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T10:55:46","slug":"helicopters-federal-aviation-admin-useless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/06\/09\/helicopters-federal-aviation-admin-useless\/","title":{"rendered":"Helicopters &#8211; Federal Aviation Admin &#8211; Useless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000; font-family: arial black,sans-serif; font-size: 14pt;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I was woken up at 3:49 AM by some asshole flying a helicopter around in circles over my home in Shoreline, Washington, near I-5, this morning.\u00a0 I call the FAA&#8217;s 1-800-TELL-FAA line to complain and all I get is a friggin&#8217; recording telling me to call back during normal business hours.\u00a0 RIght, like that&#8217;s going to help me sleep with this asswipe buzzing my house.\u00a0 And these people wonder why people take pot shots at them, shine lasers at them, etc.<\/span><\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080; font-family: trebuchet ms,geneva,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 In case you didn&#8217;t get it, the big red bold font means I&#8217;m angry at being woken up.\u00a0 I have enough trouble sleeping without some clown flying a helicopter over my head.\u00a0 And please don&#8217;t try to pretend it was an emergency, if it were an emergency, there would be sirens, there weren&#8217;t any sirens, only the noisy thump thump thump of some moron flying a helicopter low over a residential area in the middle of the night. <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I was woken up at 3:49 AM by some asshole flying a helicopter around in circles over my home in Shoreline, Washington, near I-5, this morning.\u00a0 I call the FAA&#8217;s 1-800-TELL-FAA line to complain and all I get is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/06\/09\/helicopters-federal-aviation-admin-useless\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2338"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2338\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}