{"id":2820,"date":"2015-06-30T02:09:08","date_gmt":"2015-06-30T02:09:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=2820"},"modified":"2015-06-30T02:09:08","modified_gmt":"2015-06-30T02:09:08","slug":"nice-soft-slab-of-cement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/06\/30\/nice-soft-slab-of-cement\/","title":{"rendered":"Nice Soft Slab of Cement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; color: #800000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nothin&#8217; like a nice soft slab of cement to break your fall!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_5320.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2821\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_5320-1024x664.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_5320\" width=\"584\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_5320-1024x664.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_5320-300x195.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/IMG_5320-463x300.jpg 463w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nothin&#8217; like a nice soft slab of cement to break your fall!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2820","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2820","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2820"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2820\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2820"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2820"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2820"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}