{"id":2973,"date":"2015-08-03T02:42:26","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T02:42:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=2973"},"modified":"2015-08-03T02:44:10","modified_gmt":"2015-08-03T02:44:10","slug":"slow-children","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/08\/03\/slow-children\/","title":{"rendered":"Slow Children"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\"> Bellevue apparently has a lot of slow children.\u00a0 I see these signs all over Bellevue.\u00a0 Slow parents make slow children.\u00a0 Probably why Windows is slow.<\/span><a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_5483.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2974\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_5483-1024x679.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_5483\" width=\"584\" height=\"387\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_5483-1024x679.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_5483-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/IMG_5483-453x300.jpg 453w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 584px) 100vw, 584px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #000000;\">I need one of these signs on my door.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bellevue apparently has a lot of slow children.\u00a0 I see these signs all over Bellevue.\u00a0 Slow parents make slow children.\u00a0 Probably why Windows is slow.I need one of these signs on my door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2973","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2973"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2973\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2973"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2973"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2973"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}