{"id":3374,"date":"2015-10-23T21:56:27","date_gmt":"2015-10-23T21:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=3374"},"modified":"2015-10-23T21:56:27","modified_gmt":"2015-10-23T21:56:27","slug":"alien-for-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/10\/23\/alien-for-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Alien for Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Fountains Of Wayne - I Want An Alien For Christmas\" width=\"584\" height=\"438\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/VKTQmZHwDY4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If something got here from another star system, odds are good he&#8217;s going to be taking you out for walks not the other way around as suggested in this song, or cooking you up for dinner.\u00a0 The Twilight Zone episode &#8220;To Serve Man&#8221; comes to mind.<\/span><\/p>\n<blockquote><p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: 18pt; color: #800000;\">To Serve Man is a Cook Book!<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 If something got here from another star system, odds are good he&#8217;s going to be taking you out for walks not the other way around as suggested in this song, or cooking you up for dinner.\u00a0 The Twilight Zone &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/10\/23\/alien-for-christmas\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3374","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3374","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3374"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3374\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3374"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3374"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3374"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}