{"id":3498,"date":"2015-11-29T01:38:43","date_gmt":"2015-11-29T01:38:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=3498"},"modified":"2015-11-29T01:41:06","modified_gmt":"2015-11-29T01:41:06","slug":"cant-get-the-last-scoop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/11\/29\/cant-get-the-last-scoop\/","title":{"rendered":"Can&#8217;t get the last scoop.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; color: #800000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Can&#8217;t get the last scoop out <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 16pt; color: #800000;\">of<\/span><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; color: #800000;\"> the carton?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: 16pt; color: #000080;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hell, my carton is either frozen so solid I can&#8217;t get any of it out, or completely thawed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Can&#8217;t get the last scoop out of the carton? \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Hell, my carton is either frozen so solid I can&#8217;t get any of it out, or completely thawed. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3498"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3498\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}