{"id":3928,"date":"2016-02-03T09:05:47","date_gmt":"2016-02-03T09:05:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=3928"},"modified":"2016-02-03T09:43:56","modified_gmt":"2016-02-03T09:43:56","slug":"nervous-system-totally-tweaked-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2016\/02\/03\/nervous-system-totally-tweaked-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Nervous System totally Tweaked Out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I knew earlier when I was listening to music I was feeling a little too good.\u00a0 Not drug enhanced, just a natural kind of high and I new a low would follow.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Now, everything is aching and I&#8217;ve got random stabbing pains all over and I feel wound too tight to sleep but too tired to function.\u00a0 I felt fine until I ate a late dinner, then I started feeling kind of queasy, then gassy and constipated, then everything went to hell.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Sometimes I think this is why I don&#8217;t have money because if I did I&#8217;d hire a couple of hookers just to rub everything that hurts and eat vicodins like House.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #003300;\">\u00a0\u00a0<span style=\"color: #333300;\">\u00a0\u00a0 I wonder if this is what Pam on Archer felt like after eating two pounds of cocaine.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I knew earlier when I was listening to music I was feeling a little too good.\u00a0 Not drug enhanced, just a natural kind of high and I new a low would follow. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Now, everything is aching and I&#8217;ve &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2016\/02\/03\/nervous-system-totally-tweaked-out\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3928"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3928\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}