{"id":3972,"date":"2016-02-11T17:32:40","date_gmt":"2016-02-11T17:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=3972"},"modified":"2016-02-11T17:32:40","modified_gmt":"2016-02-11T17:32:40","slug":"fringe-technology-flying-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2016\/02\/11\/fringe-technology-flying-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"Fringe Technology Flying Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #800000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I dreamt I invented a device that would magnetically nullify the effect of gravity on the object it was attached to. (Yes I know our science as we presently understand it doesn&#8217;t support the existence of such a device).<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #800000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I dreamt my device was bolted onto a 747.\u00a0 The thing was you had to pulse it at a different frequency depending upon what it was attached to and there was no way to determine that frequency except by experimentation.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: arial,helvetica,sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #800000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I was inside the 747 tinkering with my device when I met with success.\u00a0 Problem was, the rest of the air staff was gone and now that the 747 was in the air, I hadn&#8217;t a clue as to how to fly it.\u00a0 Somehow I managed to bring it down on Aurora Ave.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I dreamt I invented a device that would magnetically nullify the effect of gravity on the object it was attached to. (Yes I know our science as we presently understand it doesn&#8217;t support the existence of such a device). &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2016\/02\/11\/fringe-technology-flying-dream\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3972","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3972","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3972"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3972\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3972"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3972"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3972"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}