{"id":3978,"date":"2016-02-16T02:16:24","date_gmt":"2016-02-16T02:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=3978"},"modified":"2016-02-16T02:16:24","modified_gmt":"2016-02-16T02:16:24","slug":"fire-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2016\/02\/16\/fire-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Fire"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 My back hurt so I picked up some Capzasin when we went grocery shopping.\u00a0 Last night, before my wife went to work, I ask her to put some on my back where it was hurting.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 About 5AM I woke up, my shoulder blades were on fire.\u00a0 I mean it felt like someone doused me in gasoline and threw a match on me.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I got up and shaved and took an antacid pill (unrelated) and then I decided to go lay down for a bit as my shoulder blades now had a comfortable warmth, no longer on fire.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I had a dream, someone I worked with had a Plymouth of some sort, early 70’s era, it was lunch time and he let me drive it.\u00a0 As I was driving it, the brakes faded and although I could slow the car down slowly I couldn’t brake hard.\u00a0 I told him the brakes were bad and I determined I would take a bus back.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 But where we were going to have lunch, I walked down from a hill to a Burger King (haven’t eaten at one for years, that clown King really creeps me out, even worse than Ronald).<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Out of the vents flames were coming out instead of just smoke or steam.\u00a0 I went into the restaurant and I found all these things of fire and kids were being given these things to hold their burger in the flames to cook their own burgers.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I complained to the staff that this was not at all safe.\u00a0 They responded by putting tape lines on the floor that the kids weren’t supposed to cross.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Still there was one young girl with really bushy curly blond hair who got to close and her hair caught on fire.\u00a0 It was quickly put out but it rekindled my argument with the staff about the safety of their arrangement.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I woke up at this point, now my lower back was on fire.\u00a0 I took a shower and washed as much of it off as I could but too late at this point, nerves were well stimulated.\u00a0 I could only wait for the burning to subside.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 My back hurt so I picked up some Capzasin when we went grocery shopping.\u00a0 Last night, before my wife went to work, I ask her to put some on my back where it was hurting. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 About 5AM I … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3978\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}