{"id":413,"date":"2008-01-15T07:16:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-15T07:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/?p=8"},"modified":"2008-01-15T07:16:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-15T07:16:00","slug":"quality-parking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2008\/01\/15\/quality-parking\/","title":{"rendered":"Quality Parking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just got back from taking my wife to work, and right across the street from where she works was this quality parking job:<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"http:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/gallery\/albums\/userpics\/10001\/learn-to-park.jpg\" title=\"Clever Parking\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/gallery\/albums\/userpics\/10001\/normal_learn-to-park.jpg\" alt=\"Park Your SUV\" height=\"479\" width=\"640\"><br \/><\/a><\/center><br \/>People buy these things because they think they&#8217;re safe; they&#8217;re not. They do eat a lot of gas and pollute a lot of air.  Good to see one of them off the road.  If you don&#8217;t drive safe, ten tons of scrap metal isn&#8217;t going to make you safe. 4-wheel drive only helps you go.  It doesn&#8217;t help you stop or turn.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just got back from taking my wife to work, and right across the street from where she works was this quality parking job: People buy these things because they think they&#8217;re safe; they&#8217;re not. They do eat a lot of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2008\/01\/15\/quality-parking\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}