{"id":4150,"date":"2016-05-06T02:03:21","date_gmt":"2016-05-06T02:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=4150"},"modified":"2016-05-06T02:03:21","modified_gmt":"2016-05-06T02:03:21","slug":"so-not-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2016\/05\/06\/so-not-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"So Not Fun&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms,sans-serif; font-size: 14pt; color: #800000;\">\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Getting ready for colonoscopy, have consumed close to 1\/2 gallon of laxative so far.\u00a0 The results kicked in about two hours ago.\u00a0 Frequent bathroom trips, doubled over with cramps, pissing out my butt..\u00a0 I can&#8217;t remember the last time I had this much fun.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Getting ready for colonoscopy, have consumed close to 1\/2 gallon of laxative so far.\u00a0 The results kicked in about two hours ago.\u00a0 Frequent bathroom trips, doubled over with cramps, pissing out my butt..\u00a0 I can&#8217;t remember the last time &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2016\/05\/06\/so-not-fun\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4150"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4150\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}