{"id":4573,"date":"2017-11-27T13:14:30","date_gmt":"2017-11-27T05:14:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=4573"},"modified":"2017-11-27T13:14:30","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T05:14:30","slug":"vanishing-point","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2017\/11\/27\/vanishing-point\/","title":{"rendered":"Vanishing Point"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<span style=\"font-family: arial, helvetica, sans-serif; color: #000000; font-size: 10pt;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; After recently receiving a ticket in Shitline for 5 MPH over the speed limit, I&#8217;m convinced because I was driving a loud red car (I&#8217;ve driving a black Crown Vic in the same area for 17 years at considerably faster speeds and never once got pulled over), combined with a general dissatisfaction with life which is the result of poor past choices along with aging, well, let&#8217;s just say I can identify with this film more than ever.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wLsbIj2JysI\">https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=wLsbIj2JysI<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; After recently receiving a ticket in Shitline for 5 MPH over the speed limit, I&#8217;m convinced because I was driving a loud red car (I&#8217;ve driving a black Crown Vic in the same area for 17 years at considerably &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2017\/11\/27\/vanishing-point\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4573","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4573","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4573"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4573\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4573"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4573"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4573"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}