{"id":4711,"date":"2018-07-10T09:05:25","date_gmt":"2018-07-10T01:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/?p=4711"},"modified":"2018-07-10T09:05:25","modified_gmt":"2018-07-10T01:05:25","slug":"furniture-fabric","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2018\/07\/10\/furniture-fabric\/","title":{"rendered":"Furniture Fabric"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000080;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I think someone should make a fabric out of Kevlar fibers coated with Teflon for use in furniture.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000080;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; For people with cats, the Kevlar fiber cores would give the fabric resistance to cat claws.&nbsp; The Teflon coating would prevent hairballs from sticking.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: comic sans ms, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; color: #000080;\">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; It would also be good for Mafia types.&nbsp; If they have to shoot someone sitting in a couch the Kevlar would prevent any bullets that went all the way through the body from ruining the fabric and the Teflon would make the blood clean up easy.<a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_2119.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4676\" src=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_2119.jpg\" alt=\"Lucas and Tulip\" width=\"3504\" height=\"2336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_2119.jpg 3504w, https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_2119-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_2119-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_2119-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/img_2119-450x300.jpg 450w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 3504px) 100vw, 3504px\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; I think someone should make a fabric out of Kevlar fibers coated with Teflon for use in furniture. &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; For people with cats, the Kevlar fiber cores would give the fabric resistance to cat claws.&nbsp; The Teflon coating would &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2018\/07\/10\/furniture-fabric\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4713,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4711\/revisions\/4713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}