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I received this spam this morning and felt it was rather funny. Please note the persons name this is “From”.<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>From travers8n1i@hotmail.com Thu Dec 14 00:34:25 2006<\/span>From: ” Nancy” <\/span>To: <\/span>
Subject: Thank you for changing my life.<\/span>
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:29:16 -0400<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Hello<\/span><\/p>\n

Thank you for changing my life.

I don’t know how I could have possibly changed her life. I am quite sure I do not know this person.<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>Since I was in High School I knew I had an extremely small penis.<\/p>\n

If your name is “Nancy”, having any penis, small or otherwise is probably not a good thing.<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span>I could never keep a girlfriend, and I lacked the confidence to talk with girls. In fact sometimes I would simply need to be satisfied with porn.<\/p>\n

If my name were Nancy and I were male, I’d probably have some problems being confident talking to girls even if my penis hung down to my knees.<\/span><\/p>\n

<\/span>I followed your advice and now I feel like a man. <\/span><\/p>\n

I am happy to hear that. I don’t remember giving you any advice, but if you have a penis, then it’s probably good that you feel like a man. You might want to change your name.

I get these stupid spams all the time but you’d think if you’re trying to hock a penis enlargement product you’d at least pick a fictitious name that is a male name.<\/p>\n

<\/span><\/span><\/nancy>@eskimo.com><\/travers8n1i>@hotmail.com><\/travers8n1i>@hotmail.com><\/p>\n

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