{"id":565,"date":"2015-02-06T09:08:05","date_gmt":"2015-02-06T17:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/?p=565"},"modified":"2015-02-06T09:08:05","modified_gmt":"2015-02-06T17:08:05","slug":"zombie-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/02\/06\/zombie-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up from a <strong><span style=\"color: #800080;\">ZOMBIE DREAM<\/span><\/strong> this morning.<\/p>\n<p>The rules for infection were the usual, you had to get bitten.<\/p>\n<p>Killing them required <strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Windex<\/span><\/strong>.\u00a0 That&#8217;s right, the window cleaner!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Bothell<\/strong> had been infected, so had <strong>Portland<\/strong>.\u00a0 We had just completed a weeks vacation in <strong>Portland<\/strong> where in the process of trying to find a rental truck we encountered them.\u00a0 I dunno how I discovered <strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Windex<\/span><\/strong> would kill them but I did.\u00a0 But unfortunately, I quickly exhausted my supply of <strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Windex<\/span><\/strong>, and by this time the whole city was pretty much taken over so going into a store there to look for <strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Windex<\/span><\/strong> was a no-go.\u00a0 Instead, we were trying to get out of the city and look for an uninfected store in the suburbs to buy out their entire inventory of <strong><span style=\"color: #000080;\">Windex<\/span><\/strong> refills and sprayers to battle <span style=\"color: #800080;\"><strong>Zombies<\/strong> <span style=\"color: #000000;\">but that&#8217;s when I awoke from the dream, when it was just getting fun!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Well, the earlier part was fun too, see we had taken a cruise ship to <strong>Portland<\/strong> of all places, but acquired so much junk at various surplus and antique stores we had to rent a truck to move it all from our hotel room to our ship for our return journey.<\/p>\n<p>I dare anyone to psychoanalyse that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up from a ZOMBIE DREAM this morning. The rules for infection were the usual, you had to get bitten. Killing them required Windex.\u00a0 That&#8217;s right, the window cleaner! Bothell had been infected, so had Portland.\u00a0 We had just &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2015\/02\/06\/zombie-dream\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}