{"id":77,"date":"2006-10-23T05:27:00","date_gmt":"2006-10-23T05:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/nook\/?p=77"},"modified":"2006-10-23T05:27:00","modified_gmt":"2006-10-23T05:27:00","slug":"old-apple-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2006\/10\/23\/old-apple-pie\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Apple Pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have any idea what Apple Pie that fell behind something on the floor and didn&#8217;t get noticed for a couple of weeks is like?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t even want to conjecture on what some of the stuff growing on it was.<\/p>\n<p>And the stickiness factor of the remains&#8230; Oddly enough, after some experiementation, I found window cleaner dissolved it.<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you have any idea what Apple Pie that fell behind something on the floor and didn&#8217;t get noticed for a couple of weeks is like? I don&#8217;t even want to conjecture on what some of the stuff growing on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/2006\/10\/23\/old-apple-pie\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","wpautop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.eskimo.com\/~nanook\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}