From: solnick@leland.Stanford.EDU (Andrew Jared Solnick)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.pro
Subject: All-Anagram Team
Date: 12 Sep 1994 22:35:43 GMT
Organization: Stanford University, CA 94305, USA
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Rather than rehash the all-ugly, all-overrated, all-nice-guy,
all-white-player, all-deep-voice, all-last-name-of-johnson,
all-sexual-assault or all-dunbar-high-school teams, here is
a brand new concept:


The first all-NBA-anagram team


      Player                  Anagram

Starting at small forward, the undisputed posterboy of rsbp:

SF: Clarence Weatherspoon  The clean weapon scorer


Despite his "soft" label, at center:

C:  Brad Daugherty         Bad, dreary thug


Unable to live up to his NCAA hype, at shooting gaurd:

SG: Rumeal Robinson        I'm a unborn loser


At point guard, one of the NBA's all-time greatest:

PG: Earvin Magic Johnson   HIV ignorance jams on


And clearly the MVP of the all-anagram team, at power forward:

PF: Christian Laettner     Carries thin talent
                           Athletic rat-sinner
                           Eternal Antichrist  (!!!!!!!)
(so now you know why you never liked the guy)


The all-anagram team name, given their history of overblown
personal conflicts and their aborted move to New Orleans:

Minnesota Timberwolves     Toni's immovable Western




Comments and additions are welcome.

--
andrew