From: trube@merle.acns.nwu.edu (Todd Trubey)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.pro
Subject: The Bulls and Satan Worship
Date: 23 May 96 16:01:58 GMT
Organization: Northwestern University, Evanston, IL, US
Message-ID: <trube.832867318@merle>


The other day it hit me.  Somebody here noted how spooky it was that after the
21,000 Bulls fans started chanting "Hoooor Uuuuusssss, Hoooor Uuuuuussss," he
was injured and out for the series.  Like they were invoking some kind of
awesome destructive power.  A large group together calling upon the
destruction of an enemy.  In a demonic chant

These fans prefer the colors red and black.  They worship a horned beast with
cloven hooves.  Look at Benny the Bull.  If he wasn't smiling, he'd look just
like the Devil.  Two legs, red, horns, them hooves, that tail.
 
They come together in a building called the United Center.  United for what? 
To further evil.  The Center of what?  Evil.  

More evidence.

Their center's name is LUC Longley.  Not Luke.  Luc.  As in:  short for
LUCIFER.

The Devil has often been called "the father of lies."  Look at Michael
Jordan's record:  lied about retiring, lied about wearing #45, lied about a
half a dozen other things.  MJ, certainly a center of deceit and cunning.

As many Bulls fans have noted, this team ranks very high in steals.  Stealing.
Theft.  Wickedness.  

How many times have you, personally, thought:  "Jordan must have made a deal
with the devil?"

If Dennis Rodman does not look like a demon straight outta you-know-where, I
don't know what does.

The Bulls won 72 games.  7+2=9.  According to Dante, there were 9 levels of
Hell.

Also according to Dante, Satan was a three-headed monster.  Any coincidence
here involving the oft-touted Scottie, Michael, and Dennis?  I think not.

If you look real closely at the tattoo on Scottie's arm, it reads, "Evil."

Finally,

Everyone knows that Phil Jackson is a genius.  And how far is that, really,
from being an EVIL genius.  Especially given the aforementioned.


I expect that Bulls fans will deny all of these charges.  Well OF COURSE they
will.  Nobody is going to admit to worshipping Satan.  But I know
better.  And now so do you.

Somebody call the Church Lady.

Trube


P.S.  Jonathan and Boyd, SAVE YOURSELVES!!!