From rbd@flash.ece.uc.edu Thu Oct  7 10:24:03 CDT 1993
From: rbd@flash.ece.uc.edu (Bobby Davis)
Newsgroups: rec.sport.basketball.pro
Subject: BIGGEST NEWS OF THE YEAR
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Date: 7 Oct 93 14:27:10 GMT
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Yes, that's right.  At a press conference early this week, it was
announced that (hold your breath, this is stunning):



The Sacramento Kings have signed Randy Breuer.

The Kings were evidently upset at losing out on Joe Kleine (messed up
their "Once and Future King" marketing campaign), Chuck Nevitt, and
Dwayne Schintzius.  Breuer was the most prominent big white stiff still
available, as he was the player on whom the NBA logo was based.  The best
part will be watching Breuer and Duane Causwell go at each other in
practice.  Unfortunately, Kings' practices are not televised.

Breuer's father also had to agree to a clause which stated he will not
write letters to Sacramento newspapers complaining about the horrible
coaching of Garry St. Jean.  This so called "Musselman Clause" has drawn
much media scrutiny, and the NBA Players Dads Association is considering
a lawsuit based on First Amendment rights.

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| Bob "The Glide" Davis      Recently measured at .3 centiJordans      |
| rbd@flash.ece.uc.edu       President, Clarence Weatherspoon Fan Club |
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