From rbd@flash.ece.uc.edu Mon Jun 27 11:54:09 CDT 1994
From: rbd@flash.ece.uc.edu (Bobby Davis)
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Subject: Re: News from June 25
Date: 27 Jun 1994 15:31:31 GMT
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pj13488 <pj13488@austin.lockheed.com> wrote:
>During the post game championship celebration, the Rockets
>broke the trophy.  The ball broke off the top.  [Insert your
>own joke here.]

How many tries do I get?

	- It was then stolen from Kenny Smith by Derek Harper.

	- It fell out of the basket, just like 65% of all shots
	  taken in the series.

	- Robert Horry grabbed it, slammed it into the basket,
	  then taunted the half-dozen closest cameramen.

	- It was then interviewed by a reporter who mistook it
	  for the head of Sam Cassell.

	- Most people blamed this problem, along with Bosnia and
	  the national debt, on the Knicks style of play.

	- It landed on the feet of Bill Walton, fracturing seven
	  of his toes and his left ankle.

Any other contributions?

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