Primary GOP Policies

1. Channel money to rich friends of the GOP.
2. Keep your wages low.
3. Steal retirement monies (Like ENRON, Social Security).
4. Make Money off Services With predatory structures and destruction of government safety nets.
5. Exploit natural Resources as fast as possible to use it up before anybody can stop it.
6. Make up any lies necessary to make money.
7. War if in any way profitable.
8. Engage the grand plan to steal public resources through privatization.
9. Destroy democracy around the world.
10. Support the most hideous regimes possible, as long as they are loyal to our rich elites.
11. Use Any consumerist memes to Profit and Repress the Constituency, including sex and professional sports.
12. If nothing else works, kill or abuse people.