What Do We Do With Trump the Assailer?

(To the tune of "Drunken Sailor")

What do we do with Trump the assailer?
What do we do with Trump the assailer?
What do we do with Trump the assailer
before he kills us all?

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor.
Shave his belly with a rusty razor!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Wash off his face in his old gold toilet.
Wash off his face in his old gold toilet.
Wash off his face in his old gold toilet!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Pull out the plug and put him in jail now.
Pull out the plug and put him in jail now!
Pull out the plug and put him in jail now!!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Sell off your bonds and make him go bankrupt.
Sell off your bonds and make him go bankrupt.
Sell off your bonds and make him go bankrupt!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Withdraw your gold from the Federal Reserve Now.
Withdraw your gold from the Federal Reserve Now.
Withdraw your gold from the Federal Reserve Now!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Dump the Dollar and Join the BRICS Now.
Dump the Dollar and Join the BRICS Now.
Dump the Dollar and Join the BRICS Now!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Close all the U.S. Foreign Bases.
Close all the U.S. Foreign Bases.
Close all the U.S. Foreign Bases!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Sink all his ships and stop navigation.
Sink all his ships and stop navigation.
Sink all his ships and stop navigation!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Catch all his rich friends and take all their money.
Catch all his rich friends and take all their money.
Catch all his rich friends and take all their money!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Don't say a thing when his translaters fuck up.
Don't say a thing when his translaters fuck up.
Don't say a thing when his translaters fuck up!
He'll just fire them all.

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Cut him to pieces if he's already started.
Cut him to pieces if he's already started!
Cut him to pieces if he's already started!!
Smaller than an apple!!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Work with the nuclear nations to stop him.
Work with the nuclear nations to stop him.
Work with the nuclear nations to stop him!
Blow up Mar-A-Lago!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Blow up the White House and Wipe Out Bibi.
Blow up the White House and Wipe Out Bibi.
Blow up the White House and Wipe Out Bibi!
Then he'll stop this warring!!!

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

Make AIPAC Pay Palestine Reparations.
Make AIPAC Pay Lebanon Reparations.
Make AIPAC Pay to Iran Reparations!
Israel gets no more.

No way.  No bombing tonight.  No.
No way.  No bombing tonight.  No!
No Way!  No bombing tonight.  No!
Stop this crazy warring!!!

That's what we'll do with Trump the assailer.
That's what we'll do with Trump the assailer.
That's what we'll do with Trump the assailer.
Let all MAGA mourn.