We here at Rictus Real Estate, in collaboration with the worldwide coalition of Pink Salt Ladies and Stuck Poop Doctors, want to buy your house. WE ARE GOING TO BUY YOUR HOUSE, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
Yes, all of us have collaborated with the very worst of the worst to ruin the economy, impoverish you, and now you will be forced into a state of homelessness and desperation, so that your last chance to survive for a few more weeks will be to sell us your house. (evil laugh).
This message was brought to you buy the Epstein Regime and all its sneaky little degenerate shills.