Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb No joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium With a negative IQ, you'll be lonely, sad and blue Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb You wait for years, but inspiration never comes Thought you don't have remain unheard, because you cannot find the words Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb Between your ears, a dark and silent vacuum If there's a void behind your face, why not rent out the vacant space Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb Why not just lay back and smoke a bowl of opium If being stupid is your fate, well, just relax, 'cause it's too late Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb Life is hard, but life is hardest when you're dumb