1. You spend more money on blank tapes/Cds than you do on rent.
2. None of your tapes /Cds have names on them, just dates.
3. You prefix every noun with "Kind", or "Ice Cold".
4. On forms you list your occupation as "?".
5. GDTRFB, BIODTL, FOTD, SOTM, LTGTR, NFA, and WALSTIB all mean something to you.
6. At any given moment you can calculate how many days, hours, minutes and seconds it's been since DARK STAR has been played.
7. Someone asks you what you do for fun, and you just smile real wide.
8. The first entry on you CELLPHONE Freinds and Family List is 415-457-6388.
9. You got #8.
10. Your car windows look like stained glass from being covered with colored stickers.
11. You think $1 for a grilled cheese sandwich is pretty damn cheap.
12. You've figured out how the correlation between the date and the # of beats to start BIODTL.
13. Your boss notices members of your family only become deathly ill when there happens to be a Dead show within a 100 mile radius.
14. You know how "the song" goes...
15. The bus came by, and you got on.
16. You have more tie-dyes than neck-ties
. 17. You find it amazing that some people fill ballons with AIR.
18. You try to convince you grandmother than Aoxomoxoa is an acceptable play for a Scrabble triple-word play.
19. Your license plate spells "HEY NOW".
20. You can't leave the house without wondering where the tickets are.
21. Left unoccupied your hand instinctively taps the beat to Not Fade Away.
22. You swear the guy walking by you at the football game just said "doses".
23. You consider veggie burritos and garlic grilled cheese gourmet.
24. You know the words to Truckin' better than Bob.
25. You can remember an Other One that wasn't followed by Wharf Rat, or a Throwing Stones that wasn't followed by Not Fade Away.
26. You try to claim gas to and from Dead shows as an income tax deduction.
27. You know the zip code for San Rafael, CA by heart.
28. You have the postal rates memorized.
29. Your copy of DeadBase has long since broken out of it's binding and the ink is beginning to wear off the pages.
30. You know it was Pig's band
31. you can name all the members of Mother Mc Crees Uptown Jug Champions

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