I received this spam this morning and felt it was rather funny. Please note the persons name this is “From”.
From firstname.lastname@example.org Thu Dec 14 00:34:25 2006
Subject: Thank you for changing my life.
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:29:16 -0400
Thank you for changing my life.
I don’t know how I could have possibly changed her life. I am quite sure I do not know this person.
Since I was in High School I knew I had an extremely small penis.
If your name is “Nancy”, having any penis, small or otherwise is probably not a good thing.
I could never keep a girlfriend, and I lacked the confidence to talk with girls. In fact sometimes I would simply need to be satisfied with porn.
If my name were Nancy and I were male, I’d probably have some problems being confident talking to girls even if my penis hung down to my knees.
I followed your advice and now I feel like a man.
I am happy to hear that. I don’t remember giving you any advice, but if you have a penis, then it’s probably good that you feel like a man. You might want to change your name.
I get these stupid spams all the time but you’d think if you’re trying to hock a penis enlargement product you’d at least pick a fictitious name that is a male name.