I woke up just in time to avoid a serious ass whooping.

     I was walking down an urban street at night.  There were a lot of people out.  A lot of activity.

     A guy in his girlfriend were walking behind me.  He had a rubber ball that he kept bouncing off my back.

     His girlfriend said to him, “Do you have to do that?”

     I replied, of course he does!  He’s an asshole!

     My mistake was not turning around to see my opponent before engaging because when I did turn around, I realized I had engaged someone about a foot taller than myself, a lot more muscular, younger, and I inferred, more street savvy.

     Fortunately, I awoke from the dream at this point.